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So yesterday we had a new roomate move in to the "haunted room" of the dead roomate.
Homeboy is 29, works construction and has horrible tattoos. Total metal + rockabilly flash confusion.
So, he had some of his friends over last night and was drinking. Oh, and all his friends are fat girls. Like 300+ pound kinda fat. Ew.
I hid in my room all night watching South Park season 10 and Strangers With Candy. I fell asleep about 1am with the tv still on, and had an unusual wake up call...
I was woken up @ 3am when the new roomate cuddled up next to me in my bed. He was wearing boxer briefs and a tee shirt, and was trying to spoon me.
I was confused, and kinda scared. I scrambled to get out of my bed and ran into the kitchen.
I stood out there deciding what to do with the unwanted man in my bed, but then one of his "friends" came out of my bathroom wrapped in one of my freshly clean towells.
I made it her responsability to get him out of my room.
I tried to sleep, but I had to tell somebody! I texted Amy because when we were hanging out with Josh I mentioned that the new guy was a super creep and said I wouldn't be suprised if he climbed into bed with me while I was sleping. Yeah, totally using an extreme example to show his level of creep... BUT IT HAPPENED!
Anyway... Amy had woke up like right before I had texted her!! Then we both got creep'd cuz she had just woke up!
"Traumatic! Im still creeped out that I randomly woke up as this was happening. Sixth sense! Drew's butthole is in gay danger!"
I'm soo creep'd out!!! I don't even know what to say to the guy about it?
The more I think about it, it wasn't an accident... he didn't just flop down in my bed upon walking in to my room, he walked around my bed and climbed in on the side I wasn't on! And then tried to cuddle up next to me... and when I woke up, he started to snore! But awful super fake snoring!
Homeboy is 29, works construction and has horrible tattoos. Total metal + rockabilly flash confusion.
So, he had some of his friends over last night and was drinking. Oh, and all his friends are fat girls. Like 300+ pound kinda fat. Ew.
I hid in my room all night watching South Park season 10 and Strangers With Candy. I fell asleep about 1am with the tv still on, and had an unusual wake up call...
I was woken up @ 3am when the new roomate cuddled up next to me in my bed. He was wearing boxer briefs and a tee shirt, and was trying to spoon me.
I was confused, and kinda scared. I scrambled to get out of my bed and ran into the kitchen.
I stood out there deciding what to do with the unwanted man in my bed, but then one of his "friends" came out of my bathroom wrapped in one of my freshly clean towells.
I made it her responsability to get him out of my room.
I tried to sleep, but I had to tell somebody! I texted Amy because when we were hanging out with Josh I mentioned that the new guy was a super creep and said I wouldn't be suprised if he climbed into bed with me while I was sleping. Yeah, totally using an extreme example to show his level of creep... BUT IT HAPPENED!
Anyway... Amy had woke up like right before I had texted her!! Then we both got creep'd cuz she had just woke up!
"Traumatic! Im still creeped out that I randomly woke up as this was happening. Sixth sense! Drew's butthole is in gay danger!"
I'm soo creep'd out!!! I don't even know what to say to the guy about it?
The more I think about it, it wasn't an accident... he didn't just flop down in my bed upon walking in to my room, he walked around my bed and climbed in on the side I wasn't on! And then tried to cuddle up next to me... and when I woke up, he started to snore! But awful super fake snoring!