Okay, I think I finally got this sucker right...
I've been trying to update my stoopid info page, and wanted to do an LJ Trading Card. Problem was, getting a site to host the pic without having to put up with a lot of crap. PhotoBucket & HP Photo gave me a lot of crap, so I decided to use my personal web space provided by RoadRunner, since it was free anyway. Wasted a lot of time mucking about with the HTML, as this version of the card will be slightly different than the one posted on the Info page, but--hopefully, at least--that's all behind me, now.
So, without further ado, I give you my trading card in all its wondrous splendor...
LiveJournal
Trading Cards
Free Account Edition
dree_mer"Dusty"
User Number: 2132246
Dusty is a bit of an enigma: he can be many things to many people, and he isn't always entirely sure what he means even to himself. Somewhat quiet & reserved at first appearance, he nevertheless can astound you with his infectious charm & wry wit once he has made your acquaintance. Computer-geek, hermit, & unabashed hedonist, he has learned to enjoy Life on his own terms, and insists on doing so even at his own peril--much to the consternation of friends & family.
Strengths:
Intuitive observational skills.
Earthy, easy-going attitude.
Open-minded.
Highly intelligent & artistic.
Weaknesses:
Beautiful women.
Caffeine (in any form).
Highly susceptible to pc-games & web-surfing.
Special Skills:
Tarot, Astrology, & other arcane skills.
Psychology & Philosophy.
Highly trained in the erotic arts.
Hardware/software specialist.
Knows teh 1337-5p34k.
Weapons:
+10 Sarcasm
+10 Disarming smile
+5 Honesty
+2 Staff (clue-bat)
Astrological Orientation:
Cusp-born (Jan. 19) triple-Capricorn: Sun, Moon & Mercury in Capricorn.
Venus & Mars in Aquarius.
Ascendant is Cancer.
...Yeah, that makes it all worth it...