Drivers (the road kind, not computers)
Okay, it has been a while since I updated. I have recieved numerous "nudges" and complaints about me not updating (glares at Kat and Amber) so here goes an update.
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First off I would like to ask everyone to think of one thing they absolutely hate about driving down the road. ... No, not that your signifigant other wont pleasure you while you drive, I mean people who cut you off! Perverts! Anyway, as you are driving down the road, whether you are being pleased by your passanger or not, suddenly someone swerves into your lane and almost hits your car. So, there you are. Upset, no longer being pleasured, adrenaline kicking, and the idiot infront of you has no clue.
This leaves you with very few options to do. The first option is to do nothing, and just push your passangers head back down to where you want it. Your other options are including getting angry, following them, and beating them up; honking and/or flicking them off; lastly you could ram them with your car. All of these options at the time of the incident are rather appealing.
So, after a second you realize that these options are silly, and you should just remain calm and honk to let him know that s/he should watch out in the future. The person, suddenly looking over, cell phone in hand, flicks you off. Well, that does it. Your morning has been officially ruined. Not even the orgasm you were about to have by the passenger pleasing you is going to make you happy again for a while.
Now, this is the problem that drivers face each day. @$$holes on phones, driving cars, trying to kill people trying to get a little car nookie ... or just simply driving along the road. Then, when someone honks at them, they flick them off. THAT is what causes road rage my friends, not just being honked at. It is the idiot who did something wrong flicking the victim off that causes it.
That is why I always say that cars should be equipped with james-bond style gatling guns in the front. ... Or maybe some pot smokescreen for the inside of the car. Once you hit a certain aggression level, either BAM or BAKE! If you choose Bam, we will ensure our population density in high populated areas drops fast and efficiently to open up room for more people. If you choose bake, we will efficiently end road rage at its source. In the process of either, we will help out the two things which makes America what it is today. Gun companies, and McDonalds!
Thats right ladies and gentleman. America, the land where fat slobs, carry guns! HORRAY!
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First off I would like to ask everyone to think of one thing they absolutely hate about driving down the road. ... No, not that your signifigant other wont pleasure you while you drive, I mean people who cut you off! Perverts! Anyway, as you are driving down the road, whether you are being pleased by your passanger or not, suddenly someone swerves into your lane and almost hits your car. So, there you are. Upset, no longer being pleasured, adrenaline kicking, and the idiot infront of you has no clue.
This leaves you with very few options to do. The first option is to do nothing, and just push your passangers head back down to where you want it. Your other options are including getting angry, following them, and beating them up; honking and/or flicking them off; lastly you could ram them with your car. All of these options at the time of the incident are rather appealing.
So, after a second you realize that these options are silly, and you should just remain calm and honk to let him know that s/he should watch out in the future. The person, suddenly looking over, cell phone in hand, flicks you off. Well, that does it. Your morning has been officially ruined. Not even the orgasm you were about to have by the passenger pleasing you is going to make you happy again for a while.
Now, this is the problem that drivers face each day. @$$holes on phones, driving cars, trying to kill people trying to get a little car nookie ... or just simply driving along the road. Then, when someone honks at them, they flick them off. THAT is what causes road rage my friends, not just being honked at. It is the idiot who did something wrong flicking the victim off that causes it.
That is why I always say that cars should be equipped with james-bond style gatling guns in the front. ... Or maybe some pot smokescreen for the inside of the car. Once you hit a certain aggression level, either BAM or BAKE! If you choose Bam, we will ensure our population density in high populated areas drops fast and efficiently to open up room for more people. If you choose bake, we will efficiently end road rage at its source. In the process of either, we will help out the two things which makes America what it is today. Gun companies, and McDonalds!
Thats right ladies and gentleman. America, the land where fat slobs, carry guns! HORRAY!