who let the dogs out?

[dreamznwishez4u]

so my mommy got a puppy for us. Her name is Taco. She's a Teacup Chihuahua. looks so adorable. when i'm on the computer. she climbs up on my shoulder and sits/lays there. its so cute. but i told my friends..

theReIsNoIfX3: i got a puppy. its a teacup chihuahua
oOjennovaOo: awesome what did you name it
theReIsNoIfX3: my mom named it taco
oOjennovaOo: HAHA
oOjennovaOo: i love it
oOjennovaOo: so cute
theReIsNoIfX3: she is
oOjennovaOo: get another one and name it bell
theReIsNoIfX3: haha yea

zekehessler: a puppy, congrats...who's the daddy?
theReIsNoIfX3: haha beats me
zekehessler: a chihuahua, huh?
theReIsNoIfX3: haha yeah
zekehessler: i dont know about those little dogs...
theReIsNoIfX3: yeah
zekehessler: we have a jack russell terrier and my cousins have two, and im not a fan at all
theReIsNoIfX3: haha
theReIsNoIfX3: i want a bigg dog
theReIsNoIfX3: but not too bidd
theReIsNoIfX3: bigg
zekehessler: i like medium-sized dogs that are chilled-out
theReIsNoIfX3: yeah
zekehessler: those little fuckers always jump on me when i dont need something like sniff my crouch or lick my face
zekehessler: and for some reason big dogs love to tackle me, or run me into trees...
theReIsNoIfX3: haha
theReIsNoIfX3: so medium size dogs are mellow
zekehessler: not all of them, you gotta know how to pick 'em
theReIsNoIfX3: oOo
zekehessler: yeah

theReIsNoIfX3: the puppy is sooo tinyy
RuFiO 5924: what is his/ her name
theReIsNoIfX3: taco
theReIsNoIfX3: lol
theReIsNoIfX3: so what are you guys doing>?
RuFiO 5924: watching tv
RuFiO 5924: you
theReIsNoIfX3: the kid is licking my h.s. (my ears)
RuFiO 5924: haha
RuFiO 5924: say now that is my job
theReIsNoIfX3: she doesn't care
theReIsNoIfX3: its licking my neck
theReIsNoIfX3: now its sitting on my shoulder
theReIsNoIfX3: licking my ear again
RuFiO 5924: did she say you could come in the morning
theReIsNoIfX3: yea
theReIsNoIfX3: but i have to bring taco with me
RuFiO 5924: I know
theReIsNoIfX3: and remind to feed it
theReIsNoIfX3: lol
RuFiO 5924: lol
theReIsNoIfX3: seriously
theReIsNoIfX3: awe
theReIsNoIfX3: its so cute
theReIsNoIfX3: i have a pillow on my lap and taco is on it
theReIsNoIfX3: and she's asleep
RuFiO 5924: lol
theReIsNoIfX3: it keeped sucking on my neck
theReIsNoIfX3: lol
theReIsNoIfX3: i was like..."mom, if this dog gives me a hickie matt'll be pissed, and then his gram will think that matt gave it to me, or that i cheated on him"
RuFiO 5924: lol naaaaa don't wrry about it

theReIsNoIfX3: i got a puppy
gobofraggle06: ahhhhh
theReIsNoIfX3: she's so cute
gobofraggle06: for now
theReIsNoIfX3: haha yeah
theReIsNoIfX3: til she decides.  "hmmm Ashie really likes these, i'll think i'll chew them up and surprise her"
gobofraggle06: yea

AEBoySeth25: when you gunna bring the little shit over here
theReIsNoIfX3: whenever
AEBoySeth25: is it small or what
theReIsNoIfX3: i'm going to have her with me all day tomorrow
theReIsNoIfX3: yeah its small
AEBoySeth25: bring it over heere nerd