stupefy..
verb (used with object), -fied, -fy?ing. 1.to put into a state of little or no sensibility; benumb the faculties of; put into a stupor. 2.to stun, as with a narcotic, a shock, or a strong emotion. 3.to overwhelm with amazement; astound; astonish.
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4. To do things such as put a vision video DVD in the UGA lilbrary book slot with your overdue books.
example: Last night at 2 am I ran errands with Brandon. It will stupefy you to know that he accidently put my video in with the books not even thinking about it.
5. To do things such as stay up so late that your body no longer wants to function, but your brain is running on overdrive. Amassing such amounts of stimulants in your body in the pursuit of attaining a state of alertness that you could probably have died of a heart attack or nicotine poisoning.
ie - damn I'm a retard when tired...
6. To laugh at such insignificant and petty things copiously so that everyone around you thinks you're smoking crack (and proceeds to ask you where you got such good shit).
Anywho....
It's almost break time from school, and this means that we should have some social gathering of some sort. You know, sit around chatting up a storm about random and useless things that everyone gets confused into thinking are important. It's the American way.
What are you all doing for the break?@?@?@?@?@?@?@