Entering the League of Extraordinary Elements!
[23:18] Tawni Phoenix: Okusu now wants to know how you'd feel if he became the calcium shoelace
[23:18] magnesium ribbon: He would be my counterpart!
[23:18] magnesium ribbon: My archrival perhaps!
[23:18] Tawni Phoenix: Wah!
[23:19] Tawni Phoenix: **pouts**
[23:19] Tawni Phoenix: **plots sabotage against Okusu**
[23:19] Tawni Phoenix: **stabs Okusu**
[23:19] magnesium ribbon: The Adventures of Magnesium Ribbon and the Amazing Calcium Shoelace!
[23:19] Tawni Phoenix: **takes spot of COUNTERPART back** XD Win for Speer!
[23:19] Tawni Phoenix: Okusu: **still drinks for half damage**
[23:19] magnesium ribbon: Kicking ass all up and down the Periodic Table, in the name of Justice! ....And Barium!
[23:20] Tawni Phoenix: tungesten! (Okusu)
[23:21] Tawni Phoenix: Oh!
[23:21] Tawni Phoenix: We shall create the Justice League of Elements!
[23:22] Tawni Phoenix: And I....I shall be....**dum dum dum** LITHIUM LASSO!
[23:22] Tawni Phoenix: Patoriku-chan shall be the Radium Rooope
[23:22] Tawni Phoenix: like in....Boondock Saints XD
[23:23] Tawni Phoenix: Oh no! Who shall be our nemesis?!
[23:23] Tawni Phoenix: How about....ALL PRIME NUMBERS
[23:24] Tawni Phoenix: Led by the imfamous number 1. not to be mistaken for the right hand man of number 2...or their most loyal lackey, #3, then his henchmen, 5.
[23:25] Tawni Phoenix: 7 just makes the coffee and 13 is locked up for nefarious reasons of super unlucky...ness.
[23:25] Tawni Phoenix: But really he was framed by 17.
[23:26] Tawni Phoenix: and 19 sells newspapers on the corner, across the street from 23 who sells the pr0n mags at the gas station run by 29 of course!
[23:27] magnesium ribbon: * explaining Tsubasa as a side note* Okay, Xing Huo (the pretty Chinese girl who took care of the other Syaoran. her boss was Fei Wong, the creepy old dude with the monocle) set the other Syaoran free and sent him to Yuko. Yuko's like, "I couldn't interfer until now, but I can send you through time and space to your right eye." And the other Syaoran is like, "What price must I pay?" and Yuko said he has already paid his price - "his 'freedom' and 'time'" which still hasn't been explained. Anyway, the other Syaoran merges with our Syaoran, and starts fighting Kamui, who is one of Seishirou's vampire twins. They're underwater in the Tokyo reservoir, and Fay sees blood in the water, so he dives in, thinking Syao is hurt. But actually, Syao has just torn Kamui's arm off. (And then kamui just casually puts it back on o.O) Kamui starts talking to Fay and says that Syao is a clone and doesn't have a soul, and Fay's like, "but he has a heart. because of Sakura-chan and the people who love him." And Kamui's like, "pssh, whatev." so Syao starts shooting this huge symbol out of his right eye (the one that's gone), and is going to...I dunno...blow up the universe or something, and Fay stops him by using his real magic. Syao freaks out and uses his Syaoran-kun Kick, and then strangles him, and then stands over him and rambles about how Fay's left eye is the source of his magic. And so Syao gouges out Fay's eye and EATS IT, just as Kuro-sama arrives on the scene.
[23:28] magnesium ribbon: And I'll have you know it was very very hard to type that with you guys making me laugh like an idiot every 5 seconds XDDD
[23:28] Tawni Phoenix: (okusu)sorry
[23:29] magnesium ribbon: it is okay <333 because it is a wonderful story. It sounds kinda like something that would be on Nickelodeon.
[23:29] Tawni Phoenix: she just orgasmed...
[23:29] Tawni Phoenix: FUCK YOU CALCIUM SHOELACE!!!
[23:29] magnesium ribbon: ahahahahaha, I always have that effect on her
[23:29] Tawni Phoenix: *cough* I thought this was just between us! He might tell the Radium Rope!
[23:30] magnesium ribbon: No, the Radium Rope is too busy surfing the internets for Fruits Basket pr0n! We're safe, my beloved Lasso of Love<333
[23:30] Tawni Phoenix: Okusu: No! I won't! Calcium is a very stable substance. Radium's the unstable one. Damn radioactives.
[23:30] Tawni Phoenix: Okay ^__^ **glomp**
[23:30] Tawni Phoenix: The Calcium shoelace laughs while watching through his hand. O.o
[23:31] Tawni Phoenix: for some reason that made me think of having a clock inside someone's palm.
[23:31] Tawni Phoenix: ^____________^
[23:31] Tawni Phoenix: ^__^;;;;
[23:31] Tawni Phoenix: Calcium shoelace says "wtf"
[23:31] magnesium ribbon: ^__________^ That's one of our enemies' special powers!
[23:31] Tawni Phoenix: oh no!
[23:31] Tawni Phoenix: clocks!
[23:32] Tawni Phoenix: omg! the clock says 11:31!
[23:32] Tawni Phoenix: that's all prime!
[23:32] magnesium ribbon: and whenever he attacks, you hear that horrible coldplay song in the background
[23:32] magnesium ribbon: HAHAHAHA
[23:32] magnesium ribbon: luckily I live in a much safer time zone!
[23:32] Tawni Phoenix: oh dear. Calcium wants his own theme song
[23:32] Tawni Phoenix: **is reminded of Krunk from the Emperor's New Groove**
[23:34] Tawni Phoenix: We have a new rookie!
[23:34] Tawni Phoenix: some convert wants to be part of our league of extraordinary elements
[23:34] Tawni Phoenix: Hmm....
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: I don't think he'll pass the grade, however
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: too prime
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: besides. You, as the leader, don't know him
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: oh!
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: Collin wants to be in our gang!
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: He said Tungesten!
[23:35] Tawni Phoenix: Have you met Collin?
[23:36] Tawni Phoenix: YOu need to meet Collin before he's allowed in
[23:36] Tawni Phoenix: he's right here.
[23:36] Tawni Phoenix: I think your puter froze
[23:36] Tawni Phoenix: **poke poke poke**
[23:36] magnesium ribbon: AJSHDLKAJSDA AIM died on me :(:( *uses her Magnesium powers on AIM*
[23:37] Tawni Phoenix: lmao **strangles AIM with lasso of...umm...laser-coolness!**
[23:37] Tawni Phoenix: **Calcium makes AIM shoelaces untiable**
[23:37] Tawni Phoenix: oh no!!!
[23:37] magnesium ribbon: oh, BURNED!
[23:37] Tawni Phoenix: Collin has defected to the prime side!
[23:37] magnesium ribbon: NOOOOO!
[23:37] Tawni Phoenix: He's now....**bumbumbum!!!** 313!
[23:38] Tawni Phoenix: unless that's not a prime number
[23:39] magnesium ribbon: ahahaha, like I'm going to try and figure it out in my head
[23:39] Tawni Phoenix: it is
[23:39] Tawni Phoenix: which means he's more evil than even number 1!
[23:39] magnesium ribbon: oh man, that's a lot of evil
[23:39] Tawni Phoenix: because we had to figure it out with the windows calculator
[23:39] magnesium ribbon: 313 is 1's shady nemesis, but they're also having a torrid love affair behind the scenes
[23:41] Tawni Phoenix: they're arch rivals, but they team up against us
[23:41] Tawni Phoenix: and against eachother (add fortune cookie) in BED.
[23:42] magnesium ribbon: yessssss
[23:42] Tawni Phoenix: calcium shoelace says "i want a cookie"
[23:42] Tawni Phoenix: CS: :)
[23:42] Tawni Phoenix: no wait
[23:42] Tawni Phoenix: :(*
[23:42] Tawni Phoenix: FUCK YOU TRILLIAN
[23:42] Tawni Phoenix: oh no!
[23:43] Tawni Phoenix: what if 313 is really an undercover agent?
[23:43] Tawni Phoenix: poor number 1
[23:43] magnesium ribbon: Magnesium Ribbon would try to make you a delicious batch of cookies, but she would just accidentally blow up the Easy Bake Oven (no one trusts her enough to let her use the real stove)
[23:43] magnesium ribbon: awww! I feel bad for number 1.
[23:43] Tawni Phoenix: Lithium Lasso isn't allowed near flammable products
[23:43] Tawni Phoenix: but!
[23:44] Tawni Phoenix: the Calcium Shoelace protects all flammable substances...with his hair!
[23:44] Tawni Phoenix: it's one of his 20 super secret techniques
[23:45] Tawni Phoenix: oh nooz!
[23:45] Tawni Phoenix: my arch nenemis is the loyal lackey #3! who, by coincidence, shares my alliteration
[23:46] magnesium ribbon: hahahaha...that's why you're archrivals. there can only be one!
[23:47] Tawni Phoenix: That's okay though!
[23:48] Tawni Phoenix: because we have a mercenary duo who helps us out from time to time....for a price
[23:48] Tawni Phoenix: they are the Gol' Chains and Platinum Raaangs
[23:48] magnesium ribbon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:48] magnesium ribbon: YESSS.
[23:48] Tawni Phoenix: They work for 40s and watermelon
[23:48] magnesium ribbon: they're the most popular characters because they're so secretive...and stylish.
[23:49] magnesium ribbon: and newports
[23:49] Tawni Phoenix: and the occasional fried chicken on fridays
[23:49] Tawni Phoenix: but wait
[23:49] Tawni Phoenix: the critics might take us off the air if we don't get a mexican!
[23:49] magnesium ribbon: yes, you have to have a token mexican
[23:49] Tawni Phoenix: then the public will never know of our battles against evil!
[23:51] Tawni Phoenix: He shall be the CARBON DRAWSTRING
[23:51] magnesium ribbon: OMG YES
[23:51] Tawni Phoenix: He's a desperado with a problem...his pants keep falling
[23:51] Tawni Phoenix: off.
[23:52] magnesium ribbon: What's great about that is, you can typo is as Cabron, which is spanish for "bastard"
[23:52] Tawni Phoenix: but he does make a mean taco
[23:52] Tawni Phoenix: YES
[23:52] Tawni Phoenix: HESTON FOR THE WIN
[23:52] magnesium ribbon: Hoorah! XD
[23:52] Tawni Phoenix: We also need a cameo appearence by Sean Connery
[23:52] magnesium ribbon: Aye, poor desperado.
[23:52] magnesium ribbon: Oh of course
[23:53] Tawni Phoenix: as the NEON GLOWSTICK!
[23:53] Tawni Phoenix: He's in charge of ammunitions
[23:53] Tawni Phoenix: he's the guy who gives us the cool gadgets...like...throwing tacos
[23:54] magnesium ribbon: oh man, i'm saving this conversation
[23:54] Tawni Phoenix: exploding soy sauce packets
[23:54] magnesium ribbon: this is just too good
[23:54] Tawni Phoenix: acidic tequila sunrises
[23:55] Tawni Phoenix: and mouthwash. Just...regular...ol'...mouthwash.
[23:55] Tawni Phoenix: it's a bitch.
[23:55] magnesium ribbon: hey, that shit burns if it gets in your eyes
[23:55] Tawni Phoenix: but Calcium shoelace can't touch it or else he's dissolve
[23:55] Tawni Phoenix: it's his krypton...nite.
[23:56] Tawni Phoenix: But you see
[23:56] Tawni Phoenix: we need someone who calls us in and gives us our assignments
[23:56] Tawni Phoenix: we don't know his real name
[23:56] Tawni Phoenix: so we have to call him....THE KRYPTON KNIGHT
[23:56] magnesium ribbon: lmaolmaolmaolmaolmao
[23:57] Tawni Phoenix: oh no!
[23:57] Tawni Phoenix: the rookie we rejected got mad and started his own gang
[23:57] Tawni Phoenix: (His name is Eric by the way)
[23:57] Tawni Phoenix: He's LOG!
[23:58] Tawni Phoenix: fuckin' logarithms!
[23:58] magnesium ribbon: goddammit, LOG! man, there are so many different factions. our story is deep and complex.
[23:59] Tawni Phoenix: he's the jealous ex-lover of number 1
[00:01] magnesium ribbon: number 1 is clearly getting laid way more than any other number. he/she (as 1 is strangely androgynous to me) has had more lovers than any of his/her followers. that is why number 1 is...number 1.
[00:01] Tawni Phoenix: ABSOLUTELY!
[00:02] Tawni Phoenix: Calcium's other weakness is hydrogen, because he craves poon--er Hydrogen's simplicity
[00:02] Tawni Phoenix: and Log wants Germanium for his body