Stolen from mice
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
Some blue art from the free gallery at digitalblasphemy.com
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
one.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Lefty.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
two cancerous tumors.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
a 21" CRT.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Only from anesthesia.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
why not?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Allen.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Any blue.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes. Wax.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Nope.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yes.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Easily.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Which human?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Cellphone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Nope. Abysmal.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Kari.
Q: Last person who called you?
Kari.
Q: Person you hugged?
Kari.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
1969.
Q: Season?
Winter.
Q: Color?
Black. And shut the hell up if you think black isn't a color.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood?
Manic.
Q: Listening to?
CPU fans MOCKING ME!
Q: Watching?
My livejournal "Post an Entry" page.
Q: Worrying about?
Money.
Q: Wearing?
Hemp sweater, blue jeans, and walking shoes.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
POOPIES!
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.
Some blue art from the free gallery at digitalblasphemy.com
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
one.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Lefty.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
two cancerous tumors.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
a 21" CRT.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Only from anesthesia.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
why not?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Allen.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Any blue.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yes. Wax.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Nope.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Yes.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
Easily.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Which human?
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Cellphone.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Nope. Abysmal.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
Zero.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Kari.
Q: Last person who called you?
Kari.
Q: Person you hugged?
Kari.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
1969.
Q: Season?
Winter.
Q: Color?
Black. And shut the hell up if you think black isn't a color.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood?
Manic.
Q: Listening to?
CPU fans MOCKING ME!
Q: Watching?
My livejournal "Post an Entry" page.
Q: Worrying about?
Money.
Q: Wearing?
Hemp sweater, blue jeans, and walking shoes.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
POOPIES!
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Go home.
Q: Do you smile often?
Yes.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes.