{ oneshot } Language Barrier
Title: Language barrier
Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: GRi
Genre: Random crack drabbly thing
Rating: Probably NC-17 for language, just to be safe
Summary: It's good to understand when others don't.
Warnings: A lots of references to sex, children, this is not really for you.
A/N: Unbetaed because it was written in 15 minutes and I'm about to go to bed. Used this prompt from kpopficwangst
"Seungri, you look so good tonight I wanna fuck you over the table."
The young man sprayed his water out of his mouth and coughed so hard that he thought he was going to die right this instant.
"... What did you say?" He asked, unsure of what he just heard.
The older man smiled, putting his fork down. "I said, I want to have sex with you. Here. Now."
"... Don't you think this is a bad time to say this?" Seungri said, trying to clean his mess with a napkin.
"Why? Talking about how good your pretty ass feels around my cock isn't okay?"
"Jiyong-hyung, would you feel comfortable if I started talking about how you like it when I spank you?"
"Why not?" The leader said, "I'd like to also talk about how you wake me up with blowjobs."
"You're waking up to nothing tomorrow, though." The other replied, scoffing. "Give me your water, I'm thirsty. You made me spray mine out."
Jiyong simply laughed in his incredibly Kwon Jiyong-ish way he used to mock Seungri. "Suck it. You're not getting my water."
Seungri looked at the man across the table and then down toward the table, "Wonder how loud you'll moan if I get under the table and 'suck it' now."
"How about you find out and see if something 'sprays out'?" Said Jiyong, smirking at the other and poking his leg with the tip of his foot.
Seungri couldn't even answer that he got a piece of tonkatsu stuffed into his mouth by a very uncomfortable-looking table-mate.
"Why did I agree to take you here? We're leaving." Muttered Youngbae, waving to the Japanese restaurant's waiter who came to them fast enough. He asked for the check since he was the only one who could do it right.
"Isshoni?" The waiter asked, gesturing to the three of them while writing on his small pad.
Youngbae shook his head, "Okanjou wo betsubetsu ni shite kudasai."
"Ah, why learn to understand this language when it's better to not be understood and say whatever we want while we let someone else do the talking?" Jiyong asked, patting his stomach.
"I know what's even better. Separate checks." The shorter of the three added like it was the amen at the end of a prayer.
"Oh. That's a dick move, hyung." Seungri whined.
"It was for the sake of my stomach," Youngbae said firmly but then cringed, "No more talking about 'dicks'. Please."
"Okay, no more talking. We'll keep our mouths busy in the taxi." Jiyong agreed, winking at Seungri.
Youngbae made a face when he saw the maknae smirk at the leader and noticed movement under the table. This was going to be one long taxi ride.
Fandom: Big Bang
Pairing: GRi
Genre: Random crack drabbly thing
Rating: Probably NC-17 for language, just to be safe
Summary: It's good to understand when others don't.
Warnings: A lots of references to sex, children, this is not really for you.
A/N: Unbetaed because it was written in 15 minutes and I'm about to go to bed. Used this prompt from kpopficwangst
"Seungri, you look so good tonight I wanna fuck you over the table."
The young man sprayed his water out of his mouth and coughed so hard that he thought he was going to die right this instant.
"... What did you say?" He asked, unsure of what he just heard.
The older man smiled, putting his fork down. "I said, I want to have sex with you. Here. Now."
"... Don't you think this is a bad time to say this?" Seungri said, trying to clean his mess with a napkin.
"Why? Talking about how good your pretty ass feels around my cock isn't okay?"
"Jiyong-hyung, would you feel comfortable if I started talking about how you like it when I spank you?"
"Why not?" The leader said, "I'd like to also talk about how you wake me up with blowjobs."
"You're waking up to nothing tomorrow, though." The other replied, scoffing. "Give me your water, I'm thirsty. You made me spray mine out."
Jiyong simply laughed in his incredibly Kwon Jiyong-ish way he used to mock Seungri. "Suck it. You're not getting my water."
Seungri looked at the man across the table and then down toward the table, "Wonder how loud you'll moan if I get under the table and 'suck it' now."
"How about you find out and see if something 'sprays out'?" Said Jiyong, smirking at the other and poking his leg with the tip of his foot.
Seungri couldn't even answer that he got a piece of tonkatsu stuffed into his mouth by a very uncomfortable-looking table-mate.
"Why did I agree to take you here? We're leaving." Muttered Youngbae, waving to the Japanese restaurant's waiter who came to them fast enough. He asked for the check since he was the only one who could do it right.
"Isshoni?" The waiter asked, gesturing to the three of them while writing on his small pad.
Youngbae shook his head, "Okanjou wo betsubetsu ni shite kudasai."
"Ah, why learn to understand this language when it's better to not be understood and say whatever we want while we let someone else do the talking?" Jiyong asked, patting his stomach.
"I know what's even better. Separate checks." The shorter of the three added like it was the amen at the end of a prayer.
"Oh. That's a dick move, hyung." Seungri whined.
"It was for the sake of my stomach," Youngbae said firmly but then cringed, "No more talking about 'dicks'. Please."
"Okay, no more talking. We'll keep our mouths busy in the taxi." Jiyong agreed, winking at Seungri.
Youngbae made a face when he saw the maknae smirk at the leader and noticed movement under the table. This was going to be one long taxi ride.