Here's one for the blue eagles.......

Sep 16, 2008 14:35

May nag send sakin ng link mula sa isang website... talgagng may course bang ganito? Talaga? supot.

Then again, what do I know? Public University "lang" ang pinanggalingan ko pero ni minsan di ko naisip mag organize ang ganitong klaseng fascist sugar coated shet. andyan pangalan mo, ikaw gumawa niyan.... paki sabi nalang kung isang klaseng atenean joke to na tipong: "you have to be an atenean to understand this type of humor shet."

HAIL!!!!!!! HAIL!!!!!!! HAIL!!!!!
Pero cheering for your team's not bad... ansrap mang trash talk talaga men... pero to actually put this type of shit in a course with specific guidelines and rules on how to watch a basket ball game the ateneo way?! Come  ON!!!!! not funny asswipes. I'm sure kasama dito yung isa sa sponge cola.

An lunkot lang na pwedeng madamay ang mga tulad ni jim paredes sa ganitong nakakahiyang excuse for "intelligent humor". I'm laughing but it's not funny...... read on.

*NOTE: the letters in red are my opinions that make this shit stupid..... Really stupid.
Ang I shall high-light the quotes I find Funny in blue to give my respect for the school's
ADM 102: Introduction to Ateneo-La Salle Games
date posted: 2008-09-05 16:12:28

ADM 102: Introduction to Ateneo-La Salle Games
Thu/Sat/Sunday, 4:00 PM, Araneta Coliseum
Course Prepared by: Miguel Lizada
Course Instructor: TBA

Course Description

The course introduces the student-cheerer to the dynamics and principles of the Ateneo-La Salle rivalry. The course employs both theoretical and application dimensions. The theoretical phase exposes the student to the history of the rivalry, the tradition of cheering, the construction of the ideal Atenean 6th Man, and other theoretical concepts.

-Ano daw? I guess it's such an honor to be a "6th man"..... asss.....

The application phase on the other hand requires the student to put into practice all the theoretical principles. These practices include, among others: effective skills in lining up for the games, cheering (pre-game, during the game, half-time and post-game), jeering, heckling, creating effective posters and banners for one's favorite players and posing and smiling for Fabilioh.com.

- Eto ang matinde.... cheer for yourteam para makita sa website!!!!! hurray muther fuckers!!!! you're unique!!!

sa lahat ng mga kakilala ko sa ateneo at sa buoooonng mundo, wala akong kilala na kayang ilagay sa kahon ang pagpapanood ng basket ball....... shet. read on. eto na ang pinaka hindi nakaktawang ginawa ng isang tao. I nominate the author for a Darwin award..... *i'm sure alam niyong mga atenista kung yon*. at kung hindi mag wiki ka nlang.....

Course Objectives

By the end of the course, the student should have been able to:
• understand what it means to be the Sixth Man
• understand the difference between an Atenean and La Sallite
• integrate himself with the community of believers
• develop his school spirit

Course Outline and Reading List

Chapter 1: What is School Spirit? -Ano nga ba? para maging tuta ng school mo?

• Required Readings: - meron pa talanggang ganito.... the last atempt to insult and feel more superior than everyone else, yet still, they are down to earth right?
o Excerpts from the "History of the Ateneo"
o The student's "OrSem Manual"
o "The Ateneo Cheerbook"
o "Who and What is the Ateneo Sixth Man?"
o Ruel De Vera's "The Eagles Have Landed"
o Selected Speeches of Angelico Sinjian of the Blue Babble Battalion

Chapter 2: Knowing the Enemy - WAR!!!!!!! tama yan. kelangan natin lalo yan sa mundo........

• Required Readings:
o “SUSPENDED! The 2005 UAAP Scandal”
o "We Must Come (Or Hit Them) From Behind"
o "How To Spell Correctly During Cheerdance Competition"
o “The Pumaren Defense Press: Terror and Truth”

• Optional/Supplementary Readings
o "No Cheering During Time Out"
o "Get that Ball! -- UE"
o "Why are there Two Birds in UAAP?"
o "Who let the (Bull) Dogs out?"
o "You Cannot Overcheer Us!"
o "NABRO: Equality or Social Injustice?"

Chapter 3: Pre-Game Rituals

• Required Readings
o "The Art of Lining Up" - Because only atenaeans know how to make a line.... pffft...
o "Sketching Posters and Banners for Your Favorite Players" - Kindergarten coloring books and paint by numbers are accepable...
o "Scalpers and Where To Find Them: An Anthropological Study"
o "Reserving Seats Upper A/Upper B For Friends"

• Optional Readings
o "How to Jump From the Gen Ad to Upper B: A Step-By-Step Guide"
o "How to Jump From Upper B to Upper A: A Step-By-Step guide" - TALAGA?! taga ateneo ka na di mo pa kayang mapunta sa mahal na upuan?!

Chapter 4: Game Time -This is where my insults will stop. shet. wala nang babbaw pa dito sa shet na to!!!!
*READ until end or scroll down to my conclusion at the bottom.
• Required Readings:
o "Developing Your Endurance"
o "The Psychology Behind Get That Ball"
o "Who are the Gang Green?"
o "Half-time is Game-Time"
o "Fly High" + "The Victory Song"

Chapter 5-A: When the Final Buzzer Beats (In case of Victory)

• Required Readings
o "The Song for Mary and the Proper Way to Sing It"
o "How to sing The Song For Mary and Still Look Cute for Fabilioh.com"
o "How To Argue with Sore Losers in PinoyExchange.com and Gameface.ph"

Chapter 5-B: When the Final Buzzer Beats (In case of Defeat)

• Required Readings:
o “Defeat is not a Fundamental Option: A Theological Exegesis”
o “Ang Pagkatalo ay Hindi Isang Wala Dahil Meron Pa: Isang Pambungad sa Metapisika ng Pagkatalo”
o "Win or Lose, It's The School We Choose: Deepening Your Spirituality -- The Sesquicentennial Edition"
o "Contemplating on the Meaning of Life: An Introduction"
o "Surviving the Wrath of Fr. Adolfo Dacanay SJ"

Course Requirements

Written Long Test: This will assess your memorization of the tradition and history of the Ateneo-La Salle rivalry. The test consists of itemized Multiple Choice questions and True or False statements.

Oral Exam: The student will randomly draw two cheers from a lot. The student must cheer/sing the cheers he picked. Afterwards, he must be able to explain the significance of the cheer/song. He must also be able to identify when these cheers/songs are used.

Practical Exam: The student must line up for tickets. This is a pass or fail exam. If the student is able to acquire a ticket, he automatically gets an A. If he doesn't get any ticket, he must take the Make-Up Test.

Make-up Test: Negotiating with Scalpers. Students who wish to pass the first practical exam for the course but failed to do so must take the Make-Up test. The student must locate a scalper within the vicinity of Araneta Coliseum. This is not a pass or fail test. The student's grade depends on how he was able to acquire a good ticket with the lowest possible price. The better the ticket with lower ticket price, the higher the grade.

Final Exam: Students are required to cheer during the game. The grade depends on the voice quality and frequency of the cheering. The Ateneo standard grading system will be applied. Therefore the passing score for the Final Exam is 70%. Students who cannot stand up and cheer 70% of the time automatically fail the exam.

Bonus points are given to students who are able to convince others to cheer loudly, either through a well-articulated speech or forceful coercion. Extra points are also awarded to fans who make creative banners for their favorite players.

Written Long Test: 20%
Oral Exam: 20%
Practical Exam: 20%
Final Exam: 40%

Course Policies and Other Reminders

1. Plagiarism. Plagiarism is an extreme offense in this school. Do not copy cheers from other schools.
2. Cellphone Use. Using your cellphone to place in bets is illegal. Do not get yourself into trouble.
3. Cuts. Once you are inside Araneta, you are not allowed to leave. You must watch all four quarters. Win or lose, you are not allowed to leave before the Song for Mary is sung. Doing so merits an automatic W for the course.

Ayaw niyo maniwala? eto yung link...... http://www.admu.edu.ph/index.php?p=120&type=2&aid=5722

Sugar coating hate is still hate ass!!!! like the third reich: HAIL!!! tangina congrats sa maniniwala at  mag aattend ng course na to at nakakaawa ang mga sumoporta at pumayag dito. Tangina talo nga kayo ng F.E.U. e......

So everybody now: let's hate, hate hate........ antatalino niyo pa naman. sana isang magandang biro to.... an tataas ng mga ihi niyo. Bahala kayo ma offend, bahala kayo sa buhay niyo. kuing sino man ang mag enroll sa course na to ay tanga bobo at supot.... anlabong makapasa yan ng ateneo malamang anak ng congressman mga magaattend niyan.
Down to earth open minded my brown ass!!!! Go blue eagles!!!!

AT ang bottom line: tangina men manood ka na lang ng basketball. walang science involved in appreciating a sport. nor should you put requirements in any fun activity dahil mawawala ang "fun" factor non..... Tanga. Kung ayaw mo wag kung ganon ka kadedicated sa team mo, wag ka na gumawa ng course para sabihin ng mga tao na may ginawa ka para sa mundo. Hanap ka nalang ng lunas sa cancer ok pa..... shet...

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