guide to fighting multiple enemies . . .

[dreamsof1oo4]

guide to fighting multiple enemies
(inspired by perilous times!)

1) be aware of your surroundings, at every possible moment. as with all physical confrontation, try your best to keep a cool head. try and talk your way out of it if at all possible.

2) if you can run, you'd better. i know it sounds like a really pussy thing to do, but let's be serious:

Comments

[dreamsof1oo4]

well, sweetheart, i wrote this for your sex in mind, too. but i have no idea what you're talking about when you say 3 things.
what are they?

[urbancontra]

from the videos ive seen on the internet, girls have pretty good gnp. must be a bonus for not having a penis.

[jack_the_tyrant]

Hell, I'm getting castrated and picking fights then.

[yaymyson]

1. punch girl in the boob.
2. punch girl in the other boob.
3.this works especially well if she is menstrual or premenstrual, as the breasts are more swollen and tender at that point in the cycle.
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[yaymyson]

not at all, but it's probably the quickest method.
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[dreamsof1oo4]

i LOVE you.