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(11:21:30 PM) Abstract Toast: like, I want one event where they make you wait until five other people show up. Then they throw a greased watermelon, greased grapefruit, and greased orange into the mud pit. If you grab the watermelon and get out, your first five drinks afterwards are free. The grapefruit, first three. Orange, first one.
(11:22:10 PM) taylorbigbabyfan: Where the fuck did you come up with that
(11:22:16 PM) Abstract Toast: Just did.
(11:22:19 PM) Abstract Toast: Doesn't it sound FUN
(11:22:10 PM) taylorbigbabyfan: Where the fuck did you come up with that
(11:22:16 PM) Abstract Toast: Just did.
(11:22:19 PM) Abstract Toast: Doesn't it sound FUN