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Aquarius:
You have the annoying habit of acting like an authority on subjects about which you know little or nothing. This is because your brain is like an encyclopedia with chunks of pages missing. You confuse snatches of a conversation held a year ago with the Adventure Channel's special on the pyramids you saw last week. Then insist you had a conversation with the curator of an Egyptian museum on the relics found in King Tut's tomb. The sad part is that you believe your fantasy. The truth is you are not only a phony but also a fruitcake.
Aliens kidnap Aquarians more often than any other sign. In fact, you probably are an alien who uses the kidnapped story as a cover for your strange behavior patterns. Your brain works faster than you can speak , so your conversation is riddled with mispronounced five-syllable words that makes you sound like Robert Rabbit talking about his uncle's "probate" gland.
You have a great sympathy for the trials and tribulations of humanity. Of course you rarely do anything other than expound on how much you care as you are too busy bugging your neighbor's house because you are convinced she is hiding five of the ten Most Wanted list in her basement. In fact, America's Most Wanted is your favorite TV show and you know every operator by name.
Aquarius is the sign of the humanitarian, inventor, mad scientist, and anarchist. Water Bearers also make good hippies, cross-dressers, and dyslexic English professors. You all own original cast recordings of Hair and keep your valuables locked in the safe disguised as an Early American end table in your den.
Your never-ending quirkiness and incessant questioning are the reasons why you have no close friends and your family members all live in other states. This is fine with you because it gives you the opportunity to scope out the action on the Greyhound to Phoenix. Besides, you love a captive audience and the trip gives you an opportunity to entertain your newly found friend with your ability to play Yankee Doodle with your armpits.
You have a kindship with the bizarre and collect items like petrified bat guano and that black stuff you find under the porch in humid weather. You are curious about strange religious movements or offbeat psychic practices such as Navel Lint Reading.
You are so unconcerned with what other people think of you that you rarely bother to bathe or dress on weekends. If an unexpected visitor arrives at your front door and is offended by your body odor and cluttered house, you figure it serves them right for not calling ahead so you could tell them to stay home.
In love, you are very selective. As soon as your realize your newest prospect is a poster child for the criminally insane, you are hooked. However, since you have no idea of how to sustain romance, as soon as the lust wanes, or the handcuffs breaks, you are merrily on your way in search of newer and weirder conquests. When it comes to marriage, the most your spouse can hope for is a divorce.
You are the most annoying sign of the zodiac. You force friends and family alike to all-night speculations about the pros and cons of stamps you like versus the peel-and-stock kind. However, you don't really understand how anything works and your scientific knowledge comes from watching programs like Bill Nye the Science Guy. You think fellow Aquarian Jerry Springer's show is a good example of a fun look at real life. The fact that he's picked people so unaware that they don't realize they are being ridiculed makes you laugh all the harder.
You are actually the world's most original thinker. You are sensible, friendly and idealistic. Your fierce need for independence, however, can be a double-edge sword/ Learn to overcome the urge to lay down the law and spout ultimatums before getting the facts straight, and you'll have the rest of the zodiac eating out of your hand. In the meantime, as a verbal gunslinger, you're the fastest draw in the Universe.
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By the way, I have my Live Journal account for exactly ten month now. At first I was skeptical on having an Lj account, but I'm glad I did. I made few friends and I do appreciate every single comment they leave. I will try to update more often and I apologize if I don’t comment on everything they write. Some of you post everyday so it’s really hard to stay up-to-date with everybody, but I do try to do my best to catch-up, because if I have you on my Lj friends list I feel obligated to comment on your entries. Anyhow, I might do some cutbacks later on, because some people on my Lj list I don’t even hear from them at all, but of course I would post or say something before I decide to delete them. Also, if you have or know any good Lj friends I wouldn’t mind if you introduce me or link me so they can add me or me add them. Also, I have been looking for a good fun Lj community to join, but I got lost with the many choices. Is there a community that you recommend me to join?
Anyhow, as I was browsing thru posts or entries the other day I learned an interesting fact that we (human race), regardless of who we are and what our motives are , we are all the same. Everybody whines, complain, cry, get frustrated or annoyed. there some happy posts out there, but over all we are all whining creatures. Everyone had at least one issue to talk about. Nobody seems to be satisfied of what they do or who they are. some even confused me. I would read few entries and I would say: wow, they are very lucky, they have a great life, I’m jealous. later on, they would write an entry that they had enough of life and that they want to commit suicide, and I'm like what the heck?!!! People are just weird sometime. I'm sure some of you might read my post and say that I'm weird, but it's funny, because I might be saying the same thing about you and you don't even know it. I bet each person that is reading my entry will interpret something different. Some might say I’m weird and some might say I’m a genius. The other day at work, I was organizing some merchandize on the shelves and this weird customer approached me and start asking me why you are you moving merchandise? Me: I look at him and responded with a smile: Oh, hi. I'm just organizing them so I can have more room on the shelves... anything I can help you with? and then he says: do you see the color red? and I was like...hmmm? I'm sorry I don't understand, and then he says, I just want to find a solution to the problem?... Anyway, to make the story short, he turned out to be that he is a retard or having some mental problems. Apparently, he thought I’m weird for not understanding him, not realizing that he was the weird one and all my coworkers were laughing at him behind me.
Anyway, why I'm telling you this? it's because before that guy came in I was feeling down, sad, lonely and just disgusted of who I am and to where I am in life, but after I had that weird discussion with that weird guy I felt better. Better, because I was thankful to the fact that I'm not that person. Thankful, that I have a functional brain. Thankful, that I don't have major health problems and that I'm financially independent. In other words, thankful for who I am. I understand Life do get kind of tough and disappointing when we look up and see all the successful people ahead of us, but if we looked down we see a lot of people who need help and wishes that they were in your spot.
Anyway, I’m going to leave this entry open to public. You may post anonymously if you want as well. I don’t mind criticism and I love suggestions or advices