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[dreams_are_mine]

Someone entertain me.

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[stillahuman]

What happened to the toaster? [He was going to use it.]

[dreams_are_mine]

Bazula modified it! Isn't it cute? I haven't named it yet.

[stillahuman]

...Why did you let them modify the toaster. Is it going to change back? [Can it still make toast? He's feeling lazy and doesn't want to bother cooking (when was this new).]

[dreams_are_mine]

Because, making it a squirrel is neat! Of course it's not going to change back, but it still makes toast. Just put it in the back and use the switch by it's tail.

[Oh hobo-uncle, she still loves you.]

[stillahuman]

[Staring at the toaster. If it still makes toast he isn't gonna complain.] Did you have anything else modified?

[Raids the fridge while he's at it.]

[dreams_are_mine]

[It's now a toaster AND a pet, who could possibly complain? She's thinking of naming it Wisely.] No, but she can make shrink rays! And bombs, isn't that neat? I want her to make other things for me when she has the materials--if no other guy will go to the hardware store with her, I'll tell her you will~

[Ask permission? Yeah right. Also get her something. Like ice cream, while you're there.]

[stillahuman]

[If he can't find it when he wants to use it, he'll complain. ...If it stares at him like Wisely does, he'll smoke twice as much.] A what ray? ...What sort of bombs?

[Don't give him ideas like this, its almost criminal. He pretends not to hear the last bit as he digs out some butter.]

What kind of other things? [As if he doesn't know. The toast is in!]

[dreams_are_mine]

[But what is she's off having adventures with it? And hey, it's got one pearly white eye and one green eye, it probably could stare like some kind of mechanized Wisely-squirrel.] Shrink! I want her to make one to see it work! I guess just bombs? You could ask her.

[Oh come on you love ideas.]

Depends on what she can make, but don't you think having someone who can do that to a toaster would be useful to have around?

[stillahuman]

[How can you have adventures with the toaster?! ...Wonderful. His chain smoking ways will make a comeback.] That would be interesting. Any specific targets? I suppose I could ask.

[Of course, they're so much fun.]

It would all depend on what else they could do. Bit boring if all she could was turn toasters into- [Thwick, up comes the toast.] animals.

[dreams_are_mine]

[The Brave Little Toaster... Squirrel! Well she could name it Cyril if you prefer.] Mmm, maybe. Will you have her make you any?

[Of course! Ideas are even better when you implement them though.]

She can make other things like I said, I want to know what kinda uses they may have... She can make guns, too. [Might be useful, since neither of us can actually fight right now.]

[stillahuman]

[No. There is no way in hell you're naming it Cyril!] Maybe, I have to see what she can do.

[You're the thinker here, not I.]

Not much use for things like that quite yet. ...Oh? I'm not a gun person, but that is possibly useful.

[dreams_are_mine]

[Fine, the Cyril name can wait for the puppy you get her for Christmas or whatever.] Next time I talk to her I'll tell her you want to discuss stuff with her, if you don't first.

[Yes but it's nice to see you getting ideas.]

It can't hurt to have a back up.

[stillahuman]

[What puppy?] I'll likely see people first, I want to check around and see where the cheating boy and eyepatch went.

[Not aware they're drones.]

That's what the kitchen knives are for.

[dreams_are_mine]

[The one she needs to name Cyril! You better get her a puppy.] They've been too quiet, I don't think they'd leave us alone this long, Tyki.

Bookman junior had a gun, uncle, I don't think we can stick to kitchen knives.