failingsauce
3:35 am.
I don't know how to sleep at decent hours. I decided to get my mom a mother's day gift. I'm not gonna buy it with my own money. That's silly talk. I'm using her boyfriends money. I don't know what I'm gonna get this Godzilla but I'm sure I can figure out something nifty. I already decided for father's day I'm getting my dad a card with just my named signed in it. Something that really shows lack of effort or care. I might send it 3 weeks later just to really illustrate my total distaste for him. He won't get it. He's dumb.
Speaking of dumb things...Swine Flu. Now called H1N1 Virus. I like the new name. Sounds more devastating. Swine flu just sounds like a day at the farm. H1N1 Virus sounds like nazi fighter jets taking down Air Force One. Yeah, that's way cooler than swine flu. Anyway they found the badass virus at my cousin's school in queens. Whaddah know! Of all the schools in the state the nazi fighter jet badass virus gets stuck in the one my family attends and near my father's place. Neato. And we also found out while my brother was visiting my dad. Isn't that special!? I am still without health insurance. I am not in the clear to be contracting this major sickness. Ask me two years ago and I would've been rolling in toxic waste. Now I put on a coat if it's below 70. I was not and still am not having this. My brother came home Sunday and my dad asked for a hug/kissoncheek goodbye cause he's needy like that. I said no. He said why. I said Swine Flu (it wasn't being called badass at that time). He said what? My mom rattled off some CNN crap. He said no. I said yes, you don't watch the news. He said I watch the news. I said no you don't. My mother said no you don't. My father said you're not gonna kiss me goodbye. I said no. He said that's how you're gonna be. I said yea. He drove off in a huff. He was also in a huff cause my mom bitched him out. I then quarentined my brother to a shower and hoped for the best.
Wednesday. Still not sick. =D Laura's sick though. I'm gonna stay away from her. Not in the mood for bullshit. It was funny cause on Saturday I was feeling kinda ehhh. I had a sore throat and a general malaise. That night Laura was feeling the same and got worse and is currentally sick. We spent thurs-sat with eachother. I don't know where it came from.
On thursday we stayed around my house. Friday she slept over and we ran errands and went to the park. Saturday we ventured to Kristin's job, then out to dinner with Renee and her mom, then back to renee's. I got sick Sat afternoon til Sunday. Laura got sick Sat night till present. That really sucks. And I'm really lucky. Unless this is allergies. I don't get allergies. But I still def. don't like mystery sicknesses.
Speaking of the fragile. I still didn't get any intervies. WTF. Who do I have to give a reach around for a fucking LPN job?! Who!? I'll do it!
I don't know how to sleep at decent hours. I decided to get my mom a mother's day gift. I'm not gonna buy it with my own money. That's silly talk. I'm using her boyfriends money. I don't know what I'm gonna get this Godzilla but I'm sure I can figure out something nifty. I already decided for father's day I'm getting my dad a card with just my named signed in it. Something that really shows lack of effort or care. I might send it 3 weeks later just to really illustrate my total distaste for him. He won't get it. He's dumb.
Speaking of dumb things...Swine Flu. Now called H1N1 Virus. I like the new name. Sounds more devastating. Swine flu just sounds like a day at the farm. H1N1 Virus sounds like nazi fighter jets taking down Air Force One. Yeah, that's way cooler than swine flu. Anyway they found the badass virus at my cousin's school in queens. Whaddah know! Of all the schools in the state the nazi fighter jet badass virus gets stuck in the one my family attends and near my father's place. Neato. And we also found out while my brother was visiting my dad. Isn't that special!? I am still without health insurance. I am not in the clear to be contracting this major sickness. Ask me two years ago and I would've been rolling in toxic waste. Now I put on a coat if it's below 70. I was not and still am not having this. My brother came home Sunday and my dad asked for a hug/kissoncheek goodbye cause he's needy like that. I said no. He said why. I said Swine Flu (it wasn't being called badass at that time). He said what? My mom rattled off some CNN crap. He said no. I said yes, you don't watch the news. He said I watch the news. I said no you don't. My mother said no you don't. My father said you're not gonna kiss me goodbye. I said no. He said that's how you're gonna be. I said yea. He drove off in a huff. He was also in a huff cause my mom bitched him out. I then quarentined my brother to a shower and hoped for the best.
Wednesday. Still not sick. =D Laura's sick though. I'm gonna stay away from her. Not in the mood for bullshit. It was funny cause on Saturday I was feeling kinda ehhh. I had a sore throat and a general malaise. That night Laura was feeling the same and got worse and is currentally sick. We spent thurs-sat with eachother. I don't know where it came from.
On thursday we stayed around my house. Friday she slept over and we ran errands and went to the park. Saturday we ventured to Kristin's job, then out to dinner with Renee and her mom, then back to renee's. I got sick Sat afternoon til Sunday. Laura got sick Sat night till present. That really sucks. And I'm really lucky. Unless this is allergies. I don't get allergies. But I still def. don't like mystery sicknesses.
Speaking of the fragile. I still didn't get any intervies. WTF. Who do I have to give a reach around for a fucking LPN job?! Who!? I'll do it!