I wrote Merry/Pippin!!! Hey, wanna read it?
I've actually written two of them at this point, but the second is still in beta.
True to form, I've written it about melon. One of my very first K/S stories was about melon, too. Anyone remember the "horny fruit"-honeydew story, with Spock unintentionally playing telephone?
Anyway, without further ado, or honeydew, either--
Title: Melon for the Mellon
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Rating: R
Summary: In a bedroom in Rivendell before the Council, Merry taunts Pippin with dessert.
Note: If you're reading this you probably know this, but "mellon" is Elvish for 'friend'. And I like puns. You probably know that, too.
Thank you to Gamin and Genuine for the beta-read.
Why are Aragorn and Arwen like a muskmelon? Because they cantaloupe!
Pippin stretched himself out across the enormous Elvish bed like a starfish, a picture of innocent selfishness trying to take up as much room as possible.
True to form, I've written it about melon. One of my very first K/S stories was about melon, too. Anyone remember the "horny fruit"-honeydew story, with Spock unintentionally playing telephone?
Anyway, without further ado, or honeydew, either--
Title: Melon for the Mellon
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Merry/Pippin
Rating: R
Summary: In a bedroom in Rivendell before the Council, Merry taunts Pippin with dessert.
Note: If you're reading this you probably know this, but "mellon" is Elvish for 'friend'. And I like puns. You probably know that, too.
Thank you to Gamin and Genuine for the beta-read.
Why are Aragorn and Arwen like a muskmelon? Because they cantaloupe!
Pippin stretched himself out across the enormous Elvish bed like a starfish, a picture of innocent selfishness trying to take up as much room as possible.