Sep 12, 2005 14:19
If befriending shallow, whorish bitches were a job, I would be CEO. (Anne would be a solid contender for VP.)
If there were a market for loser guys with no lives, no ambition, and no backbone, I could have it saturated in a day.
If selling yourself short and wasting your potential were a degree, I would have a Ph.D.
To say that I am riddled with contempt and rather unhappy with the way my life is unfolding right now would be an understatement. In fact, if these are the best days of my life, I'm buying a .44 magnum and an eighth of vodka.
To the few people/things that illuminate the luster in my life, you will never understand how much you truly mean to me.