Dear Evanston,
Dear Evanston Residents and property owners,
Out of respect for those that choose to walk (or bike) to get where we are going instead of polluting the environment with our cars, please place your sprinklers so that they do not block our path. I do not appreciate having to choose between walking in the street, the lawn, or getting my nice work clothes wet. Please have some consideration for other people.
Thanks, you selfish idiots that think life revolves around green grass and taxes.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled employee
Out of respect for those that choose to walk (or bike) to get where we are going instead of polluting the environment with our cars, please place your sprinklers so that they do not block our path. I do not appreciate having to choose between walking in the street, the lawn, or getting my nice work clothes wet. Please have some consideration for other people.
Thanks, you selfish idiots that think life revolves around green grass and taxes.
Sincerely,
A disgruntled employee