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Found this amusing:
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
"How much do u love me?" = I did something today you're not going like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired " = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong? " = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you
going through now?
"What's wrong?" = Can we still have sex tonight?
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys."
Yes = No
No = Yes
May-b = No
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
"We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
"How much do u love me?" = I did something today you're not going like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired " = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong? " = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you
going through now?
"What's wrong?" = Can we still have sex tonight?
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys."