Buffet = Long Term Boyfriend
From 11.30am till 2pm we were treated to the Star City Buffet by Sarah for her sweet 16th. And so now, i shall give you the lowdown of the days events.
10.30am I arrived in the city, and thanks to Sarah's exelent directoins of 'follow the shade and Maccers, i arrived 30 mins before i was meant to (yes i gave myself 30 mins to figuire out how to get to Town Hall:P) Having arrived in 5 mins (this is very good for me, as those who've travelled with me know how bad my sense of direction is) i realised how early i was, and unaware of the pigeon infestation underneath Town Hall, i proceeded to see what was there. Once i saw all those *shudders* pigeons..i of course screamed and ran into the QVB, which is where i got lost. Upon trying to become unlost, i bumped into a frantic Samira who explained her dilemma. She was meant to meet Jess and Camille somewhere but she didnt (or something like that), anyway, we waaited, and went through sarahs photos, some of which can be seen at www.crucialheart.com/photos.html At exactly 11pm sharp we were greeted by the Gorgeous Joey, Jess, Camille and Dom.
On a mission to eat our hearts out we walked the streetes as if we owned em' and got told off for doing so. We arrived to be greeted by the lovely 16 in 3 weeks Sarah, and had to wait a whole two mins till the buffet opened.
And so it started.
We all learnt from our mistakes.
I started with a small meal, of 2 pizza slices, a spoon of cheesey pasta one juice/schweppes drink and three nachoes. Then i took a break. Yes, its what you do, take a break. We all took a break and looked through Sarahs photos for the 5th time oohing and aahing and discussing what a big fat whore samira and jess were and how it was ok to be a whore since its just a temporary thing. And so i started on the second serve. This consisted of Asian food and more pasta. Spring rolls weren't as good, and jess and sarah went and got lots of cake for us to waste. After this we once again took a break, and looked at all Sarah's shiny presents (I cant wait till my bday!) Samira introduced me to eating lots of watermelon, and while doing this we talked about my breasts, Anohkhees breasts, and how sick Sarah's Brother was. We also told Joey and Camille what a Toasted Cheese Sandwhich was and got ready to do the deed. It was also around now we got told to shut up by old ppl (we'll kill em' all one day..)
It was a loud buffet surrounding..all were quiet as Sarah, her brother and Jess contemplated how to go about stealing the icecream...and so they did. 5 tubs each all went into that little boys bag, and the deed was complete
....We walked out of that place,head held high, satisfied we had given the buffet our best shot.
And so, on my busride home....i began to think (i dont do it much)...all that planning, all that effort, it had in the end granted us long term satisfaction.
i now know the secret to long term relationship sucess, remember there is always a tommorow, even if he (aka food) may not be there.
10.30am I arrived in the city, and thanks to Sarah's exelent directoins of 'follow the shade and Maccers, i arrived 30 mins before i was meant to (yes i gave myself 30 mins to figuire out how to get to Town Hall:P) Having arrived in 5 mins (this is very good for me, as those who've travelled with me know how bad my sense of direction is) i realised how early i was, and unaware of the pigeon infestation underneath Town Hall, i proceeded to see what was there. Once i saw all those *shudders* pigeons..i of course screamed and ran into the QVB, which is where i got lost. Upon trying to become unlost, i bumped into a frantic Samira who explained her dilemma. She was meant to meet Jess and Camille somewhere but she didnt (or something like that), anyway, we waaited, and went through sarahs photos, some of which can be seen at www.crucialheart.com/photos.html At exactly 11pm sharp we were greeted by the Gorgeous Joey, Jess, Camille and Dom.
On a mission to eat our hearts out we walked the streetes as if we owned em' and got told off for doing so. We arrived to be greeted by the lovely 16 in 3 weeks Sarah, and had to wait a whole two mins till the buffet opened.
And so it started.
We all learnt from our mistakes.
I started with a small meal, of 2 pizza slices, a spoon of cheesey pasta one juice/schweppes drink and three nachoes. Then i took a break. Yes, its what you do, take a break. We all took a break and looked through Sarahs photos for the 5th time oohing and aahing and discussing what a big fat whore samira and jess were and how it was ok to be a whore since its just a temporary thing. And so i started on the second serve. This consisted of Asian food and more pasta. Spring rolls weren't as good, and jess and sarah went and got lots of cake for us to waste. After this we once again took a break, and looked at all Sarah's shiny presents (I cant wait till my bday!) Samira introduced me to eating lots of watermelon, and while doing this we talked about my breasts, Anohkhees breasts, and how sick Sarah's Brother was. We also told Joey and Camille what a Toasted Cheese Sandwhich was and got ready to do the deed. It was also around now we got told to shut up by old ppl (we'll kill em' all one day..)
It was a loud buffet surrounding..all were quiet as Sarah, her brother and Jess contemplated how to go about stealing the icecream...and so they did. 5 tubs each all went into that little boys bag, and the deed was complete
....We walked out of that place,head held high, satisfied we had given the buffet our best shot.
And so, on my busride home....i began to think (i dont do it much)...all that planning, all that effort, it had in the end granted us long term satisfaction.
i now know the secret to long term relationship sucess, remember there is always a tommorow, even if he (aka food) may not be there.