Why I am a socialist commie pinko

Apr 26, 2009 08:43

Alright, teabaggers, let's get it on. First off, medical care is a right, not a priviledge. Everyone should be able to go, "hm, I'm sick. I think I'll go get a doctor to make me better." Why should you have to pay taxes so some shiftless bum with no money can go to the doctor? Because what if motherfucker has meningitis? He isn't going to go see a doctor about it if it costs $500. Maybe he's the cleaning guy at your job. Maybe you catch meningitis from him. Now you have to go get it treated while he infects 15 other people. So now you have to shell out $1000 because the insurance you're so priviledged to have has a fat deductible. Now how much tax money did you save? Plus, some of the infected people died. Some of them rise again and come for your brains. You just caused zombpocalypse. Happy now, teabagger?

Second: higher education should be subsidized with public money. Everybody knows that college is the most acceptable path out of poverty, but that shit's expensive. So if you're actually in poverty you can't access it. Anybody who's ever been to a university knows that it's covered in privelidged kids with iPods, laptop computers, and cars that no 18 year old could have paid for. The American dream of coming up from the gutters, working hard in public school, getting your college education and finally "making something" of yourself is just that. A dream. As in, it's not real. Poor people can't afford to go to school for 4 years, live on their own, and still eat food everyday. Which means higher education remains a buffer between upper and lower economic classes, and that is some medieval, wrong shit.
Why should you pay taxes so some lazy bum's kid can go to college? Maybe that lazy bum's kid is the one who finds a cure for cancer or AIDS or stupid. Maybe he invents the microscope that that guy uses. Maybe he compses the piano concerto that that guy is listening to on his iPod when the inspiration comes to him. More education = a better world. Pay your damn taxes.

There was probably a 3rd thing, but I'm posting this from an iPhone because it was inspired by a tweet from homie savingyourself who is responsible for thousands of dollars of debt because she wanted to know shit. Which I think is unfair and that makes me mad and that makes me rant.
Also, I apologize for the many spelling and grammar mistakes there certainly are in this post, difficult to revise it on the phone.
Also also, sorry I only use male pronouns for my hypothetical people. I'm not a misogynist, I swear.

Peace
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