FUNNY SHIT
so i was going over my livejournal today, reviewing the past year, and i came across this entry:
Aug. 20th, 2007 11:45 pm things i have driven men to in the course of my dating life...
1. suicide 2. stalking 3. attempted murder 4. psych ward committal 5. religious freak out 6. alcoholism and the new one ive just now come to know i've added to the list... 7. COCAINE ADDICTION! man, either im a whacko magnet or im just that hard of an addiction to break. ;)
and there was a new comment on this august post, dated december 25th, 2007. read on for hilarity.
"Dear susan,
I hate to inform you that you are not healthy. The fact that you take pleasure in the things that men who have loved you have done is sicking. How do you sleep at night knowing that you have caused so much harm and pain to so many people, and that you are in fact a murder causing someone to kill themselves is essentially murdering them and the fact that you are proud of that is saying that you are a whacko I don't think that your ex's were the problem. I think you made a big mistake when you let one of them go because he is now my husband and the father of my children and is doing really well. And Let me tell you honey he ain't no whacko. If I were you and wanted a relationship with a man then I would stop being proud of the pain that you have caused and stop bing so conceited and defently stop doing cocain yourself. I know from talking with my husband about your relationship with him that you were not all there either you bolth did some really bad things and that can't continue doing those things and exspect to be happy. We both wish you well in getting things figured out for yourself and your daughter she needs you more than you know she does. "
1. right off the bat, is this really the best thing this broad has to do on christmas day? really?
2. the horrifying use of her language. is that even english?
3. completely misinformed. yes, i have done drugs, but only ever recreationally. i no longer do, not because i have any personal issue with them, but because i simply do not have the time or money to devote to frivolous things.
4. does anyone else find it REALLY funny that her husband, who is supposedly "no whacko" is clearly so hung up on me that he is speaking to his current wife, AT LENGTH MIND YOU, about me and our relationship?
5. who else thinks it's SUPER funny that this chick was so threatened by his lingering attachment that she not only found my blog, but felt the need to comment on the things i find amusing or the way i live my life, particularly about annah, whom i love more than anything in this world? not someone i think should be evalauating the whackoness of people.
6. and the absolute FUNNIEST thing about this post? i have not the faintest idea who this dude she's talking about even IS.
p.s. there is a difference between being conceited and knowing you're awesome.
p.p.s. i am awesome.
Aug. 20th, 2007 11:45 pm things i have driven men to in the course of my dating life...
1. suicide 2. stalking 3. attempted murder 4. psych ward committal 5. religious freak out 6. alcoholism and the new one ive just now come to know i've added to the list... 7. COCAINE ADDICTION! man, either im a whacko magnet or im just that hard of an addiction to break. ;)
and there was a new comment on this august post, dated december 25th, 2007. read on for hilarity.
"Dear susan,
I hate to inform you that you are not healthy. The fact that you take pleasure in the things that men who have loved you have done is sicking. How do you sleep at night knowing that you have caused so much harm and pain to so many people, and that you are in fact a murder causing someone to kill themselves is essentially murdering them and the fact that you are proud of that is saying that you are a whacko I don't think that your ex's were the problem. I think you made a big mistake when you let one of them go because he is now my husband and the father of my children and is doing really well. And Let me tell you honey he ain't no whacko. If I were you and wanted a relationship with a man then I would stop being proud of the pain that you have caused and stop bing so conceited and defently stop doing cocain yourself. I know from talking with my husband about your relationship with him that you were not all there either you bolth did some really bad things and that can't continue doing those things and exspect to be happy. We both wish you well in getting things figured out for yourself and your daughter she needs you more than you know she does. "
1. right off the bat, is this really the best thing this broad has to do on christmas day? really?
2. the horrifying use of her language. is that even english?
3. completely misinformed. yes, i have done drugs, but only ever recreationally. i no longer do, not because i have any personal issue with them, but because i simply do not have the time or money to devote to frivolous things.
4. does anyone else find it REALLY funny that her husband, who is supposedly "no whacko" is clearly so hung up on me that he is speaking to his current wife, AT LENGTH MIND YOU, about me and our relationship?
5. who else thinks it's SUPER funny that this chick was so threatened by his lingering attachment that she not only found my blog, but felt the need to comment on the things i find amusing or the way i live my life, particularly about annah, whom i love more than anything in this world? not someone i think should be evalauating the whackoness of people.
6. and the absolute FUNNIEST thing about this post? i have not the faintest idea who this dude she's talking about even IS.
p.s. there is a difference between being conceited and knowing you're awesome.
p.p.s. i am awesome.