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i have this great friend named corey, and boy does she have a story for you!
it was february the fourteenth; in the year of 2008. my best friend black charlene told I at dawn's break, "don't you be havin' no valentine's child, i gotz the cure for yo burnin' loins. he a boy named delferius, and he SMOKIN bAbYgUrL." so i thought to thineself, welp, okay. as the exceedingly desired young lady i am i figured he must have been first in a long line of gentlemen callers.
well flash forward to six p.em. on the fourtheenth of the month and delferius is no where to be found! "he stood joo up gurl!" shouted carlita to I. the nerve of delferius! standing me up! glory be! the nerve! "joo don' nee no delferius! we gon' go cubbin at club icicle babychile!" so i said YEAH!
cub icicle was the hottest joint in ballamore. i wore me most propositioning little ditty and i was lookin to get PAID bitches. i was gonna boob some bitches yeee. so we went to the ice (what we call it i MORGAN STATE WHERE I GO TO COLLAGE) and it was el poppino. poppin. t was HOT IN HERE. they're were cages and girls dancin in the cages and i was danxin in the cages and we were BALLIN. POPPIN. BALLIN N POPPIN. and then there was this fellow named MARDELVOE at the bar who i had previous histories with. (he knocked my mama up). so i was like ugh his mama smoke crack rock but he still kinda cute. but i was like ew. so my girl champagne told me "jus go for it babygirlchild flower u need a man" and i was like pssshsshhh okay. i got myself some 999 bananans but it looks like mardelerae had about a thousand!!!! cause he was TUCKERED. SHLOCKED. FERMENTED. QWELFED. ROOKED. if you catch my drift. so we chillaxated on the dance floor for like 2 hrs and then i said okay you drunk boy i'll take u home and shit.
so then were in the car. and we chillaxring more and it was cool shit and then he was like babygirl i have to pee. urinate. uric fluids is what i'm saying. cleansin the ol' palette. so we pulled over and before i knew it HE WAS PEEING ALL OVER ME I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PEE EVERYWHERE ALL OVER ME I WAS SOAKING WET GOLDEN WATERFALLS ALL UPON ME GOIN IN EVERY WHICH BODILY WAY and that was when I realized my childhood was truly over.
it was february the fourteenth; in the year of 2008. my best friend black charlene told I at dawn's break, "don't you be havin' no valentine's child, i gotz the cure for yo burnin' loins. he a boy named delferius, and he SMOKIN bAbYgUrL." so i thought to thineself, welp, okay. as the exceedingly desired young lady i am i figured he must have been first in a long line of gentlemen callers.
well flash forward to six p.em. on the fourtheenth of the month and delferius is no where to be found! "he stood joo up gurl!" shouted carlita to I. the nerve of delferius! standing me up! glory be! the nerve! "joo don' nee no delferius! we gon' go cubbin at club icicle babychile!" so i said YEAH!
cub icicle was the hottest joint in ballamore. i wore me most propositioning little ditty and i was lookin to get PAID bitches. i was gonna boob some bitches yeee. so we went to the ice (what we call it i MORGAN STATE WHERE I GO TO COLLAGE) and it was el poppino. poppin. t was HOT IN HERE. they're were cages and girls dancin in the cages and i was danxin in the cages and we were BALLIN. POPPIN. BALLIN N POPPIN. and then there was this fellow named MARDELVOE at the bar who i had previous histories with. (he knocked my mama up). so i was like ugh his mama smoke crack rock but he still kinda cute. but i was like ew. so my girl champagne told me "jus go for it babygirlchild flower u need a man" and i was like pssshsshhh okay. i got myself some 999 bananans but it looks like mardelerae had about a thousand!!!! cause he was TUCKERED. SHLOCKED. FERMENTED. QWELFED. ROOKED. if you catch my drift. so we chillaxated on the dance floor for like 2 hrs and then i said okay you drunk boy i'll take u home and shit.
so then were in the car. and we chillaxring more and it was cool shit and then he was like babygirl i have to pee. urinate. uric fluids is what i'm saying. cleansin the ol' palette. so we pulled over and before i knew it HE WAS PEEING ALL OVER ME I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK THERE WAS PEE EVERYWHERE ALL OVER ME I WAS SOAKING WET GOLDEN WATERFALLS ALL UPON ME GOIN IN EVERY WHICH BODILY WAY and that was when I realized my childhood was truly over.