Dream//001
Vyers is leaning back on a low chair in a plain white room, his legs crossed. He looks straight ahead and smiles.
"Greetings! I am Vyers, the Dark Adonis....and I'm a Warlock!"
[The scene changes to gameplay footage from World of Warcraft, showing a Blood Elf Warlock dressed similarly to Vyers striking a pose that could only be described as 'needs to get laid.']
"I use dark arts and blood magic to summon powerful demons and afflict my foes with deadly curses."
[Now the Warlock is summoning...and he summons Laharl, Etna and Flonne, who start attacking creeps on Elf!Vyers' behalf....before turning on him, killing him and running off.]
The real Vyers' smile looks slightly strained now, but he's carrying on regardless.
"Join World of Warcraft, and you too can take control of the power of darkness...and look fantastic while doing so."
[The Warlock and several other Blood Elves are dancing in a town square. You can see Laharl, Etna and Flonne pointing and laughing in the backgroud.
"I'm Vyers, a Blood Elf Warlock. What's your game?'
((Vyers' eyes snap open and he stares at the ceiling of his apartment, bemused and confused. He has no idea what in the Netherworld he just saw...and he hasn't noticed the Dreamberry on his bedside table shining the words "Transmission Complete" across it's screen.))
"Greetings! I am Vyers, the Dark Adonis....and I'm a Warlock!"
[The scene changes to gameplay footage from World of Warcraft, showing a Blood Elf Warlock dressed similarly to Vyers striking a pose that could only be described as 'needs to get laid.']
"I use dark arts and blood magic to summon powerful demons and afflict my foes with deadly curses."
[Now the Warlock is summoning...and he summons Laharl, Etna and Flonne, who start attacking creeps on Elf!Vyers' behalf....before turning on him, killing him and running off.]
The real Vyers' smile looks slightly strained now, but he's carrying on regardless.
"Join World of Warcraft, and you too can take control of the power of darkness...and look fantastic while doing so."
[The Warlock and several other Blood Elves are dancing in a town square. You can see Laharl, Etna and Flonne pointing and laughing in the backgroud.
"I'm Vyers, a Blood Elf Warlock. What's your game?'
((Vyers' eyes snap open and he stares at the ceiling of his apartment, bemused and confused. He has no idea what in the Netherworld he just saw...and he hasn't noticed the Dreamberry on his bedside table shining the words "Transmission Complete" across it's screen.))