[Possession/Falling] Bonus #16
Title: One-Touch
Pairing: JaeMin
Rating: PG-ish
Notes: Aaaaaaaand, it's back. Again. Ohmygosh. Every time I SWEAR it's finally done and put to rest, another flash of inspirationg kicks me upside the head. Soo... here. Have this. Back to the original Bonus format of strict dialogue, so... hopefully y'all enjoy it. Let me know, 'kay? It's been a while since I've written in this 'verse, so I'm feeling a bit... unsure. :/
Thank You: to kratynoi for the gypsies line. Or should I thank your sister? Since you said she's the one who originally said it... Well, either way, thank you both. :D
Previous: Possession, Possession Bonuses, Falling, Bonus #9 (first for Falling), Bonus #10, Bonus #11 **NC-17 Chap**, Bonus #12, Bonus #13 , Bonus #14, Bonus #15 **NC-17 Chap**
Bonus #16: One-Touch
"Please tell me you don't actually believe the BS that just spewed forth from your stupid-hole."
"Did you just call my mouth a stupid-hole?"
"When you say shit like that? Yes, it's a stupid-hole."
"I blame the gypsies. It's always the gypsies."
"….. Why am I even speaking to you right now?"
"Because you love me?"
"Soooo not the point. In fact, it's so far BEYOND the point that I think you've broken the original point and are now starting on a new point altogether. Now let's step back and pull this pencil out of the sharpener, shall we?"
"So you don't love me?"
"Who the hell said that?!"
"You-"
"I most certainly did NOT! I said the fact that I love you is not our current debate. Did you hear that? The FACT that I LOVE you. Okay? Fact. Love. From me. To you. Though the reason why is kind of escaping me right at this particular moment."
"Wow, hyung. Get a little bit vicious why don't you?"
"I would not HAVE to get vicious if you weren't being so purposely… dumb right now! I mean, seriously, Min. Seriously."
"Hey, now. There is actually no purpose going on in this right now. This is all completely purpose-less."
"See? Right there! How can you be smart enough to twist my words into random geometric shapes like that but then turn around and vomit stupid comments like the one earlier?"
"Which stupid comment?"
"Was there really more than one that you really feel the need to ask for clarification?"
"Apparently, yes, considering you used the plural form of the word. Plus your sentence construction implied that said vomiting has occurred on more than one occasion."
"…… You… you. Just you. I don't even know anymore."
"Me neither. Thus why I was asking for the clarification."
"I am officially going to stop speaking to you soon here. Seriously. Speaking will end. I will love you the same as I always have, but we will be silent. With possible occasional important messages passed through one of the other guys. Besides that, no speaking."
"You couldn't resist me that long."
"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"
"Remember that one time? Junsu stole one of your beanies, and I borrowed it from him since I didn't realize it was yours. Then one of the fangirls managed to get close enough to attempt to rip it from my head but instead only managed to stretch it out beyond recognition while obtaining a good chunk of my DNA through the hair sample she ripped out."
"……"
"You swore up and down you would never speak to me ever again, even though it wasn't technically my fault."
"You should have known better than to wear it out through a crowd like that! You know how they get!"
"I didn't even know it was yours, Jae! I thought it was Junsu's! And he wouldn't have even noticed it was missing."
"How could you not know it was mine? Do you not pay any attention to my favorite things?"
"Oh, please. Between you and Yoochun, we have a full closet in this apartment dedicated solely to beanies. After a while, they all pretty much look the same to me. I just needed something to cover up my bed-head that day."
"Still, you should know these things. I have Min-sense, so why have you no Jae-sense?"
"You swore up and down you'd never speak to me ever again, remember? 'Never ever and ever forever' were your exact words, I believe."
"How the hell do you remember these things?! Are you an elephant hiding inside that body? Is THAT where all the food goes?"
"Well, let's test YOUR memory. Do you happen to remember how long, exactly, that precise promise lasted?"
"….."
"An hour and a half, Jae. Just long enough for you to throw some dinner together, get it to the table, and get all pissy when I wasn't there within the first 3-point-8 seconds to eat it. Since I had fallen asleep in my room while studying, if you remember that, too. And you stormed in, screaming about how you'd kill me yourself if I was denying food simply because you were mad at me. Is any of this ringing a bell?"
"…. Was not my fault. You were ALWAYS there when I put the food on the table. Always. Sometimes even BEFORE I got the food to the table. How was I supposed to know you'd pull such a spectacular fail the first time I got seriously mad at you?"
"……"
"Yes, that's right. Fail of the spectacular kind. Like fireworks, only better."
"But it got you speaking to me again, didn't it?"
"Oh. mygosh. See?! That. That right there. That is the reason we will quit speaking. You go and pull a stunt like that, compleeeeeeeetely unintentionally, then try to play it off like you had it planned that way all along!"
"How do you know I didn't?"
"Because I always know when you're playing me. Always have known. Even back then. I caught onto you quick, Min. Matter of self-preservation and all that."
"But you never bothered to clue the other three in?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"'Cause it was freaking hilarious to watch you pull them about to your will like a child with a little red wagon."
"And you still let me play you sometimes?"
"Only because I've never been all that good at saying 'no' to you. Surely you realize this by now. You're a particularly rampant spoiled little brat."
"… I really am, aren't I?"
"Don't look so damn smug about it, brat."
"But I'm YOUR smug and spoiled brat, right hyung?"
"Aish… Yes, of course you are, Minnie. My smug, spoiled, bratty little Changminnie. Now would you quit it with the puppy eyes already? Those're MINE dammitall! Mine. And they look way cuter on me. So give them back."
"Reeeeeeeeeally, Jae?"
"You… Yah! Cut that out right now, Shim Changmin! I will BEAT you, child! Don't think I won't!"
"See, there you go. Puppy eyes like these don't belong on child abusers. Therefore, you forfeit them. They're mine now. You don't-- Hey! Ow!! Jae! Ow, stop it!"
"You get back here, Changmin! Accept your beating like the man you always say you wanna be on camera! Changmin!!"
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"…. Think they'll ever actually grow out of all this ridiculous play-fighting, Chunnie-head?"
"God, I hope not, Su. Who would we get to laugh at then?"
Pairing: JaeMin
Rating: PG-ish
Notes: Aaaaaaaand, it's back. Again. Ohmygosh. Every time I SWEAR it's finally done and put to rest, another flash of inspirationg kicks me upside the head. Soo... here. Have this. Back to the original Bonus format of strict dialogue, so... hopefully y'all enjoy it. Let me know, 'kay? It's been a while since I've written in this 'verse, so I'm feeling a bit... unsure. :/
Thank You: to kratynoi for the gypsies line. Or should I thank your sister? Since you said she's the one who originally said it... Well, either way, thank you both. :D
Previous: Possession, Possession Bonuses, Falling, Bonus #9 (first for Falling), Bonus #10, Bonus #11 **NC-17 Chap**, Bonus #12, Bonus #13 , Bonus #14, Bonus #15 **NC-17 Chap**
Bonus #16: One-Touch
"Please tell me you don't actually believe the BS that just spewed forth from your stupid-hole."
"Did you just call my mouth a stupid-hole?"
"When you say shit like that? Yes, it's a stupid-hole."
"I blame the gypsies. It's always the gypsies."
"….. Why am I even speaking to you right now?"
"Because you love me?"
"Soooo not the point. In fact, it's so far BEYOND the point that I think you've broken the original point and are now starting on a new point altogether. Now let's step back and pull this pencil out of the sharpener, shall we?"
"So you don't love me?"
"Who the hell said that?!"
"You-"
"I most certainly did NOT! I said the fact that I love you is not our current debate. Did you hear that? The FACT that I LOVE you. Okay? Fact. Love. From me. To you. Though the reason why is kind of escaping me right at this particular moment."
"Wow, hyung. Get a little bit vicious why don't you?"
"I would not HAVE to get vicious if you weren't being so purposely… dumb right now! I mean, seriously, Min. Seriously."
"Hey, now. There is actually no purpose going on in this right now. This is all completely purpose-less."
"See? Right there! How can you be smart enough to twist my words into random geometric shapes like that but then turn around and vomit stupid comments like the one earlier?"
"Which stupid comment?"
"Was there really more than one that you really feel the need to ask for clarification?"
"Apparently, yes, considering you used the plural form of the word. Plus your sentence construction implied that said vomiting has occurred on more than one occasion."
"…… You… you. Just you. I don't even know anymore."
"Me neither. Thus why I was asking for the clarification."
"I am officially going to stop speaking to you soon here. Seriously. Speaking will end. I will love you the same as I always have, but we will be silent. With possible occasional important messages passed through one of the other guys. Besides that, no speaking."
"You couldn't resist me that long."
"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"
"Remember that one time? Junsu stole one of your beanies, and I borrowed it from him since I didn't realize it was yours. Then one of the fangirls managed to get close enough to attempt to rip it from my head but instead only managed to stretch it out beyond recognition while obtaining a good chunk of my DNA through the hair sample she ripped out."
"……"
"You swore up and down you would never speak to me ever again, even though it wasn't technically my fault."
"You should have known better than to wear it out through a crowd like that! You know how they get!"
"I didn't even know it was yours, Jae! I thought it was Junsu's! And he wouldn't have even noticed it was missing."
"How could you not know it was mine? Do you not pay any attention to my favorite things?"
"Oh, please. Between you and Yoochun, we have a full closet in this apartment dedicated solely to beanies. After a while, they all pretty much look the same to me. I just needed something to cover up my bed-head that day."
"Still, you should know these things. I have Min-sense, so why have you no Jae-sense?"
"You swore up and down you'd never speak to me ever again, remember? 'Never ever and ever forever' were your exact words, I believe."
"How the hell do you remember these things?! Are you an elephant hiding inside that body? Is THAT where all the food goes?"
"Well, let's test YOUR memory. Do you happen to remember how long, exactly, that precise promise lasted?"
"….."
"An hour and a half, Jae. Just long enough for you to throw some dinner together, get it to the table, and get all pissy when I wasn't there within the first 3-point-8 seconds to eat it. Since I had fallen asleep in my room while studying, if you remember that, too. And you stormed in, screaming about how you'd kill me yourself if I was denying food simply because you were mad at me. Is any of this ringing a bell?"
"…. Was not my fault. You were ALWAYS there when I put the food on the table. Always. Sometimes even BEFORE I got the food to the table. How was I supposed to know you'd pull such a spectacular fail the first time I got seriously mad at you?"
"……"
"Yes, that's right. Fail of the spectacular kind. Like fireworks, only better."
"But it got you speaking to me again, didn't it?"
"Oh. mygosh. See?! That. That right there. That is the reason we will quit speaking. You go and pull a stunt like that, compleeeeeeeetely unintentionally, then try to play it off like you had it planned that way all along!"
"How do you know I didn't?"
"Because I always know when you're playing me. Always have known. Even back then. I caught onto you quick, Min. Matter of self-preservation and all that."
"But you never bothered to clue the other three in?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"'Cause it was freaking hilarious to watch you pull them about to your will like a child with a little red wagon."
"And you still let me play you sometimes?"
"Only because I've never been all that good at saying 'no' to you. Surely you realize this by now. You're a particularly rampant spoiled little brat."
"… I really am, aren't I?"
"Don't look so damn smug about it, brat."
"But I'm YOUR smug and spoiled brat, right hyung?"
"Aish… Yes, of course you are, Minnie. My smug, spoiled, bratty little Changminnie. Now would you quit it with the puppy eyes already? Those're MINE dammitall! Mine. And they look way cuter on me. So give them back."
"Reeeeeeeeeally, Jae?"
"You… Yah! Cut that out right now, Shim Changmin! I will BEAT you, child! Don't think I won't!"
"See, there you go. Puppy eyes like these don't belong on child abusers. Therefore, you forfeit them. They're mine now. You don't-- Hey! Ow!! Jae! Ow, stop it!"
"You get back here, Changmin! Accept your beating like the man you always say you wanna be on camera! Changmin!!"
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"…. Think they'll ever actually grow out of all this ridiculous play-fighting, Chunnie-head?"
"God, I hope not, Su. Who would we get to laugh at then?"