riiight
here's a secret...in the free time i think i have i don't actually do any work...instead this is what i do:
why school sucks
ask me why school sucks
you will get a long answer
lets drink on friday
or here's another haiku inspired by lauren's kitten:
crack or kitten?
kitten is crazy
it could be some drugs he's on
pot, crack, or cocaine?
yes, it's true, i write crappy haikus. but not just crappy, like really crappy. except for this one, which i wrote over the summer when my dad decided that it was a good idea to throw a lime at me:
a dinner time story, in haiku form:
my dad threw a lime
it hit me on the forehead
and it kind of hurt
i like that one the best. oh and no joke, my friends and i have haiku wednesdays and one time we had a competition. jenna judged..and i won with the contest with a haiku about how crappy periods are. i wish i could remember it, it was quite awesome.
also:
CrazyLisa: In Honor of Dina: I Have Lots Of Work..... But Instead I've Im'ed You..... Now I fail College
at least my cousin understands the importance of haikus. ugh i still haven't picked out an outfit for school tomorrow. it's possible i'll try to do some readings tonight. i don't really need to have my wordly wise lessons typed up, only the lesson i'm teaching tomorrow. which i have to finish cutting out numbers for. bummer. and i still don't know if i'm getting out of seminar, but i know i still have to write that stupid extended reflection.
oh also: Drugs are Bad for you.... But Not if You're Dave Matthews... Then you make music
god i love my cousin, she's awesome.