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[dreamgranter]

[Here is a witch.

Here is a witch, with her chin on her hand and looking so dashing! Except that's more like bored, annoyed and not at all amused. Why, you ask?]

Well. This place sure knows how to spoil the fun of Halloween, doesn't it? [Yes, this is clearly very Serious Business. It's only one of her favorite times of the year!]

They had better still

Comments

[fierybluebird]

Did you ask the new scientists for a treat? Who knows, they might oblige.

[dreamgranter]

If their idea of a Halloween treat is any similar to that of the old scientists, I don't think I want to try.

[fierybluebird]

Eh? What did the other scientists do last year?

[dreamgranter]

They poisoned our candy. [... well. It was poison in a vague sense of the word.]

[fierybluebird]

What? How?

[dreamgranter]

It made people act in ways they would never even dream of. It was like completely distorting whole personalities. [Including her own awesome one, of course.]

[fierybluebird]

That sounds unpleasant.

[dreamgranter]

Understatement of the century, right there.

[fierybluebird]

Any specific disasters? Was part of it funny at least?

[dreamgranter]

Everyone else was funny.

[fierybluebird]

Yeah? What'd they do?

[dreamgranter]

Picture drunk people, except instead of normally drunk, they were badly drunk. And then others were the opposite of high and happy, but it was still amusing, too.

[fierybluebird]

I suppose. In a schadenfreude way.

[dreamgranter]

Schadenfreude is the very definition of the scientists. They should put their picture right up there in the dictionary.

[fierybluebird]

Aye. Absolutely. Too bad I don't know a good way to thwart it. Other than be boring.

[dreamgranter]

They would still be sadistically amused to see the great lengths we go so to stop their horrible, horrible ways.