Dec 18, 2010 23:32
[A good evening to you, Discedo. Today we have one Dimensional Witch, staring at the camera with her hands on her hips and a huge grin stamped on her face. Someone has heard about Discomas, yes.]
Dear scientist-tachi-- or should I be calling you Santa-san? I have been an outstandingly good girl this year, as you can see from my ever so patient putting up with grumpy faces and all sorts of annoying little pests. So, let's get down to business, shall we? Number one! [She sticks out one finger to the screen.] I want sake. Quality sake. And there should be enough to last for a whole year, too. Next--
[Here, there's a broom sweeping past the camera, brb.] Ahem, as I was saying. Next, I want red wine, almost as much as sake. I won't be too picky about brands, though. Also, some beer, vodka and-- [And she's interrupted again, this time by a pushy duster prodding her to stand up, though Yuuko tells it off with a motion of her hand.] --and some tequila. Actually, make that a lot of beer, vodka and tequila. And finally--
[Oh, look, it's the pushy duster again, and it brought a friend-- a mop! By now, Yuuko is looking more than a little annoyed.] Huh. Watanuki would be very proud of you three, I'm sure.
[A huff is heard before the feed is turned off.]
*event: fantasia'd,
balthazaaaar :|,
not a disney witch either,
not a disney princess,
stupid wizards always give her trouble,
just like watanuki,
dear santa,
all i want for christmas is booze,
discomas,
magic is srs bsns,
cleaning supplies won't let me drink