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Jul 14, 2005 23:36

Current Score--

Lyme Disease: 1
Me: 0

Started a new antibiotic today, something a little more muscular than the amoxicillin that failed to cure me. Contemplating staying home from work tomorrow to conserve energy for Saturday night's show.

Heh, who saw Jon Stewart last night? He really ripped that Bernard Goldberg guy a new one... I haven't heard him be that vicious to a guest on the show in a long time. This Bernard fellow wrote a book, "The 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America." Berny kept looking behind him for some reason and then looked at Jon saying, "Who are they?"
"They are the people behind you, who, like me, the person in front of you, don't understand what you're saying"--Jon

Berny tried to make a joke and failed miserably.
"Comedy is very difficult. It's not something for you to try"--Jon

"So you're saying there's more liberals in the book than conservatives?"--Berny
"There are THREE conservatives and one of them shot an abortion doctor"--Jon
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