...I am horrible person.

[dreamersocean]

X's next to what I HAVEN'T done:

(_) I have never been drunk
(_) I have never smoked pot
(_) I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I have never kissed a member of the same sex
(_) I have never crashed a friend's car
(X) I have never been to Japan
(_) I have never rode in a taxi
(_) I have never been in love
(_) I have never had sex
(_) I have never had sex in public
(_) I have never been dumped
(_) I have never shoplifted
(_) I have never been fired
(_) I have never cut myself on purpose
(_) I have never been in a fist fight
(_) I have never had a 3-some
(_) I have never snuck out of my parent's house
(_) I have never been tied up
(_) I have never been caught masturbating
(_) I have never pissed on myself (if you say you haven't, you're lying)
(_) I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(_) I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
(X) I have never been arrested
(_) I have never made out with a stranger
(_) I have never stole anything from my job
(X) I have never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(_) I have never went on a blind date
(_) I have never lied to a friend
(_) I have never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I have never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(X) I have never been to Europe
(_) I have never skipped school
(_) I have never slept with a co-worker
(X) I have never been fisted and/or fisted anyone(gross)
(_) I have never thrown up in a bar
(X) I have never purposely set myself on fire
(_) I have never eaten sushi
(X) I have never been snowboarding
(_) I have never been happy with myself
(_) I have never met a movie star
(_) I have never had sex in a pool
(_) I have never gone to a prom
(X) I have never bungee jumped
(_) I have never been to a pop concert
(X) I have never dated someone for over a year
(X) I have never sold naked pictures of myself
(_) I have never been in a car accident
(_) I have never slept in the nude.
(_) I have never had a one night stand.
(_) I have never eaten cheesecake
(X) I have never had jury duty
(_) I have never attempted suicide
(_) I have never smoked a cigarette