Jun 28, 2008 22:25
Dear....
Dear Scientists,
Please help us to rebuild Discedo. We...I think...
[coughs. Formally, as though she's been practicing this.]
We, the...undersigned....residents of Discedo, wish to make this city (of Discedo) into a habitable and prosperous place. As such, we will do everything we can to assist you in...making Discedo better.
[ahem ahem. Rustling of papers; she HAS been practicing. Still nervous, though.]
We also...acknowledge...that there are those who do not wish to assist with the bettering of the city. We accept this, and...well, we accept this. However, for those who do wish to rebuild Discedo....we ask for your help, in whatever way possible.
Um....
[cough.]
Thank you for your time.
Psst - guys. Sign your name under here if you agree with this, okay? Please.
wry sneaky group wryyyyy,
girl power,
a modest proposal,
feel better