Lil' Kim
So in light of the recent North Korea nuclear tests, my Russian Poli Sci professor went on to discuss North Korea's role as a rogue state in the international order. I now present you some of his most memorable quotes.
"Kim Jong-il is like a troublesome four-year old at Thanksgiving dinner walking around naked showing everyone his penis, and then threatening to piss on everyone's food."
"Kim Jong-il is like one of those homeless guys you see in Westwood who threatens to spit in your face unless you give him ten cents. And you think to yourself, 'Well, ten cents isn't too much, but getting that bum's spit in my face would ruin my whole day.' And so you give him the ten cents. And that pretty much describes American and Chinese foreign policy toward North Korea."
"Kim Jong-il is like a celebrity in his country. But he has no celebrity name. As such, for the rest of this class I will refer to Kim Jong-il by his North Korean celebrity name, Lil' Kim."
"Kim Jong-il is like a troublesome four-year old at Thanksgiving dinner walking around naked showing everyone his penis, and then threatening to piss on everyone's food."
"Kim Jong-il is like one of those homeless guys you see in Westwood who threatens to spit in your face unless you give him ten cents. And you think to yourself, 'Well, ten cents isn't too much, but getting that bum's spit in my face would ruin my whole day.' And so you give him the ten cents. And that pretty much describes American and Chinese foreign policy toward North Korea."
"Kim Jong-il is like a celebrity in his country. But he has no celebrity name. As such, for the rest of this class I will refer to Kim Jong-il by his North Korean celebrity name, Lil' Kim."