Dec 27, 2004 12:53
So my little brother was over my house yesterday when I was telling him about my conversation with my dad.
Dad: Yeah, Mom came and picked up the playstation this morning so there's really no reason for me to come out there. Plus, my registration is expired on my car so I really shouldn't be driving anyway.
Me: You know what? Fuck you. Merry Fucking Christmas. *click*
My fathers registration has been expired at lease 15 times in the last year alone. Or his tires are bald, or his license is suspended or SOMETHING else...
Well, when I was telling my 13 year old brother about this conversation he told me that my father drives around large parking lots and STEALS people's registration stickers off of the backs of their cars!!! He takes a razor blade and cuts them off and then tapes them onto his car!!! And apparently when devin was with him once he asked him to STAND WATCH while he did it. Then he told Devin that he (my dad) wasn't inconspicuous enough and that Devin should cut it off b/c he was smaller. (I am being so dead serious)
Can you imagine?!? This is my DAD! I asked devin if he had told mom about this yet and he said no.
So I called my mom today and told her and she seemed shocked (rightfully so). I mean, we all knew my dad was a loser but this is just...this is one of the worst things he's ever done (that I've heard of). {Just in case you are wondering, the worst thing I've heard of is him stealing meat and cigarettes from Publix and then when they were trying to stop him from leaving, bolting out the door and jumping in some RANDOM guys car at a stoplight and leaving the scene.}
But my mom said that he may not be able to renew his registration b/c he owes about 15k in back child support (and you should be able to cut that number in 1/2 considering I have been legal for 4 years now and he has never gone to the court to have me removed so he's been accruing my 1/2 of the child support the whole time) Lazy Fuck.
Anyway, So yeah...my dad is a criminal.
Ya like that, Sarah?