Jul 06, 2010 21:30
Disclaimer: All hail Kripke, Keeper of Supernatural.
Set: pre-season 6.
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“I think I'm cursed.” Deans says one day at the dinner table.
“By the F-word?” Ben pipes up. “By the word...”
“No,” Lisa interrupts her son. “Dean is not cursed by the F-word or otherwise.”
“I don't know, Mom.” Ben says. “He's like always sneezing. And drippy. And he can pronounce “n”s and “m”s clearly only fifty percent of the time.”
“People sneeze, Ben.” Lisa says. “It does not mean they are cursed. Just that they have allergies.”
“Someone cursed me with allergies then.” Dean says triumphantly.
“No, you are cursed with allergies. No one other than your mom or dad are responsible for your allergies.”
Dean shakes his head. “Mom and dad didn't have allergies. I can't even remember them sneezing.”
Lisa doesn't remind Dean that he was only four when he lost his mom and that he didn't spend all that much time with his ever hunting dad. Instead, she says, “there aren't curses everywhere to be found.”
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