Things I have learned from my recent Ex

Nov 28, 2005 12:32

  1. Love is not blind. It is in fact extremely calculating and will take everything you offer and more without reguard.
  2. If you go on vacation alone, you will come back to your world in ruins.
  3. WHen you make friends again with your loved ones ex whom you have harmed, and they reciprocate beware, they are really going to take your loved one from you. Friendship is another form of betrayal waiting to happen. Engage in it with caution and a back up plan.
  4. Just when you think everything's finially going well, your loved one will leave you.
  5. your loved one will wait to leave you untill after an expensive dinner and gifts.
  6. I am mentally ill, therefore I do not deserve a partner because they will eventually run away
  7. If you are having sexual function problems because you were raped 3 months prior, beware your loved one will leave you because of their unhappiness with the situation.
  8. You will go to the depths of hell and back, debase yourself in ways you never thought possible and still it won't ever be enough.
  9. When they do leave, you will have nothing left to pick up the peices.
  10. and most inportantly: Never trust someone who says they love you again.
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