Star Trek XI - Baby, Baby
Title: Baby, Baby
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Bones/Kirk
Summary: The outcome of having sex in a female body.
Warnings: Language, MPREG
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just playing with them and promise to put them back when I’m done
Notes: This is my first time doing a Star Trek fic and a MPREG fic, but the idea wouldn’t leave me alone so here it is.
“Fuck! Fuck! Fuckedy Fuck! Fuck!” Jim Kirk screamed in pain from where he lay on the bed. Broken bones, no problem. Burns and cuts two inches deep, bring it on. The fucking Kobayashi Maru, it’ll be owned. But this, this was way more painful than it looked. “I am never having sex again!”
A loud snort accompanied by an eye roll seemed to be Bone’s natural reaction to that. “Please, you couldn’t keep it in your pants for a week. Probably not even that long.” Bones said, looking up from where he was watching.
Jim just glared, sweat dripping from his forehead. “Fuck. You. Bones!” He panted before letting out another scream followed by a loud, “Fuck!”
“I think that’s what got you in this position in the first place.” Bones smirked, and if he wasn’t in so much pain and never wanted to think about sex again he’d admit that Bones sitting there smirking was very, very hot. But sex was most likely the last thing on his mind, something that hadn’t happened since he was a little kid.
“If you had told me this could happen, I wouldn’t have done it in the first place.” Jim said through his teeth as he panted hard with exhaustion.
Bones just rolled his eyes. “Bullshit. And I was going to tell you, but you just grabbed me and pulled into the supply closet before I had a chance. If I remember, it had something about you having tits and a vagina that you wanted to try out.” Frowning, Bones reverted back to doctor mode checking the situation. “Damnit Jim, you have to push.”
Jim, once again, glared, as he cried out in pain clutching the sheets of the bed so hard his knuckles where turning white. “Don’t you think I’m trying. I want this thing out of me NOW!” Seriously, Jim’s respect for mothers went up by like a million. He knew for a fact his mother was going to receive a very large bouquet of flowers in the very near future.
A loud cry echoed through the room as Jim’s eyes closed and he fell back against the bed in exhaustion. “It’s a boy.” He heard Bones say, causing him open his eyes once again. A smile spread across his face as he was greeted with the sight of Bones, wearing one of the biggest smiles he had ever seen on the grumpy man, holding his baby boy in his arms.
Resting his head back against the headboard he reached out and wiggled his fingers like a little kid begging for cookies. “Baby.” Was all he could get out. He was tired and there was no reason to waste words to make complete sentences.
Bones just raised his eyebrow. “Baby, huh? Is that your new pet name for me.”
Oh yeah, that was why, Bones was too sarcastic for his own good. Or at least too sarcastic in proportion to how tired Jim was. But Jim was a trooper and just glared. “You know what I meant. I want my son!” He said with a pout, crossing his arms looking more like a child than a new father.
“I think he’s our son, unless there is something you need to tell me.” Bones said, giving him the you’re-an-idiot-but-I-kinda-love-you, as he came over and sat on the edge of the bed. As gently as Bones could, he placed the baby into Jim’s waiting arms. A warm feeling spread through his body as he looked down at the baby in his arms. The baby’s eyes were bright blue just like his and a reminded that he made that. In Jim’s mind that was the coolest thing in the world. Even cooler than the unicorns they came across on one of their explorations.
“Yeah well, you carry him for nine months you can call him whatever the hell you want.” Jim said, looking back up at Bones and sticking his tongue out with a laugh. “Speaking of what we’re going to call him, what are we going to call him. I mean, I think baby isn’t going to be the best name for a teenager.”
Bones rolled his eyes. “Actually, I was thinking maybe George David Kirk.” He said looking at Jim for his approval. After all, he did carry him for nine months, that earned him a pretty big roll in the naming.
Jim just wrinkled his nose. “I don’t like it. It doesn’t have the right flair to it.”
“Fine, then what do you want to call him?” Bones asked praying that the word Enterprise would not show up anywhere in the name. They had already had the talk about while they both do love the Enterprise, it was not an appropriate name for a child no matter how much Jim may pout.
“Hmmm,” Jim said as he looked down at their baby thoughtfully, which made Bones nearly laugh at the sight. Looking up Jim looked a Bones with a loving look that was so rarely used and always made Bones melt. All Bones could think is he better not suggest Enterprise because he might actually allow it with a look like that. “I’m thinking George David Kirk-McCoy.”
Bones didn’t even think to answer. Instead he chose to lean in and plant a firm yet gentle kiss on Jim’s lips. Jim kissed back with the same amount of excitement, only to break this kiss with a laugh that sounded very much like a giggle, but Jim Kirk was much to manly to giggle. “I take daddy agrees with me, as always.” Jim smirked down at his son before looking back to Bones. “That’s weird, you’re a daddy. Well, you’re a daddy again.”
“I do not always agree with you.” Bones grumbled, before looking back at him seriously. “Yeah, but it’s not as weird as you being a mommy.”
“Hey!” Jim said pouting. “I’m so not the mommy. I am a daddy. A very handsome and masculine daddy, thank you very much.” Looking down he whispered softly. “I’m a daddy. And I’m going to be a very good daddy.”
Quietly, Bones wrapped his arm around Jim, who moved from leaning against the headboard to leaning against Bones. “You’re going to make a great daddy.” Bones whispered into Jim’s ear. “Even though technically since you did carry George for nine months that makes you his mommy.”
“Mmm. Whatever, I still say I’m daddy.” Jim said closing his eyes again and nuzzling against Bones’ shoulder. “You’re really comfortable.” Jim purred happily.
“Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not a pillow.” Bones said, though it was much more fond than normal. “And you need to get some rest while I clean up this place and George.” And with that Bones softly reached over and grabbed his son before nudging Jim back to a laying position on the bed.
Pushing himself up slightly. “But I wanna play with Georgie.” Jim slurred, his eyes barley cracked open. “Hey where’d ya get a hypo-” was all Jim managed to get out before the hypo hit his neck. “Ow. First I have to give birth then I get hypoed in the neck. Where is the fairness?”
“It’s just to make sure you actually sleep.” Bones explained. “You need your rest as a new mother.” Bones teased.
“Screw you.” Jim said as he snuggled down into the bed.
Bones just rolled his eyes and leaned forward and planted a kiss on Jim’s forehead. “Not in front of the baby.”
“Speaking of screwing, the rest of these girl parts are going to go away right?” Jim asked through closed eyes. His voice was getting softer as he was slowly giving into to sleep.
“Yeah, just give it a few days and you‘ll be should be back to normal. Now go to sleep. George and I will be here when you wake up.” Bones said as he got up from the bed.
“Mmm’kay.” Jim said, rolling on to his side. “Just don’t let Spock eat the baby, baby.”
Bones let out a snort. Like he was letting that green-blooded hobgoblin near his son.
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Pairing: Bones/Kirk
Summary: The outcome of having sex in a female body.
Warnings: Language, MPREG
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just playing with them and promise to put them back when I’m done
Notes: This is my first time doing a Star Trek fic and a MPREG fic, but the idea wouldn’t leave me alone so here it is.
“Fuck! Fuck! Fuckedy Fuck! Fuck!” Jim Kirk screamed in pain from where he lay on the bed. Broken bones, no problem. Burns and cuts two inches deep, bring it on. The fucking Kobayashi Maru, it’ll be owned. But this, this was way more painful than it looked. “I am never having sex again!”
A loud snort accompanied by an eye roll seemed to be Bone’s natural reaction to that. “Please, you couldn’t keep it in your pants for a week. Probably not even that long.” Bones said, looking up from where he was watching.
Jim just glared, sweat dripping from his forehead. “Fuck. You. Bones!” He panted before letting out another scream followed by a loud, “Fuck!”
“I think that’s what got you in this position in the first place.” Bones smirked, and if he wasn’t in so much pain and never wanted to think about sex again he’d admit that Bones sitting there smirking was very, very hot. But sex was most likely the last thing on his mind, something that hadn’t happened since he was a little kid.
“If you had told me this could happen, I wouldn’t have done it in the first place.” Jim said through his teeth as he panted hard with exhaustion.
Bones just rolled his eyes. “Bullshit. And I was going to tell you, but you just grabbed me and pulled into the supply closet before I had a chance. If I remember, it had something about you having tits and a vagina that you wanted to try out.” Frowning, Bones reverted back to doctor mode checking the situation. “Damnit Jim, you have to push.”
Jim, once again, glared, as he cried out in pain clutching the sheets of the bed so hard his knuckles where turning white. “Don’t you think I’m trying. I want this thing out of me NOW!” Seriously, Jim’s respect for mothers went up by like a million. He knew for a fact his mother was going to receive a very large bouquet of flowers in the very near future.
A loud cry echoed through the room as Jim’s eyes closed and he fell back against the bed in exhaustion. “It’s a boy.” He heard Bones say, causing him open his eyes once again. A smile spread across his face as he was greeted with the sight of Bones, wearing one of the biggest smiles he had ever seen on the grumpy man, holding his baby boy in his arms.
Resting his head back against the headboard he reached out and wiggled his fingers like a little kid begging for cookies. “Baby.” Was all he could get out. He was tired and there was no reason to waste words to make complete sentences.
Bones just raised his eyebrow. “Baby, huh? Is that your new pet name for me.”
Oh yeah, that was why, Bones was too sarcastic for his own good. Or at least too sarcastic in proportion to how tired Jim was. But Jim was a trooper and just glared. “You know what I meant. I want my son!” He said with a pout, crossing his arms looking more like a child than a new father.
“I think he’s our son, unless there is something you need to tell me.” Bones said, giving him the you’re-an-idiot-but-I-kinda-love-you, as he came over and sat on the edge of the bed. As gently as Bones could, he placed the baby into Jim’s waiting arms. A warm feeling spread through his body as he looked down at the baby in his arms. The baby’s eyes were bright blue just like his and a reminded that he made that. In Jim’s mind that was the coolest thing in the world. Even cooler than the unicorns they came across on one of their explorations.
“Yeah well, you carry him for nine months you can call him whatever the hell you want.” Jim said, looking back up at Bones and sticking his tongue out with a laugh. “Speaking of what we’re going to call him, what are we going to call him. I mean, I think baby isn’t going to be the best name for a teenager.”
Bones rolled his eyes. “Actually, I was thinking maybe George David Kirk.” He said looking at Jim for his approval. After all, he did carry him for nine months, that earned him a pretty big roll in the naming.
Jim just wrinkled his nose. “I don’t like it. It doesn’t have the right flair to it.”
“Fine, then what do you want to call him?” Bones asked praying that the word Enterprise would not show up anywhere in the name. They had already had the talk about while they both do love the Enterprise, it was not an appropriate name for a child no matter how much Jim may pout.
“Hmmm,” Jim said as he looked down at their baby thoughtfully, which made Bones nearly laugh at the sight. Looking up Jim looked a Bones with a loving look that was so rarely used and always made Bones melt. All Bones could think is he better not suggest Enterprise because he might actually allow it with a look like that. “I’m thinking George David Kirk-McCoy.”
Bones didn’t even think to answer. Instead he chose to lean in and plant a firm yet gentle kiss on Jim’s lips. Jim kissed back with the same amount of excitement, only to break this kiss with a laugh that sounded very much like a giggle, but Jim Kirk was much to manly to giggle. “I take daddy agrees with me, as always.” Jim smirked down at his son before looking back to Bones. “That’s weird, you’re a daddy. Well, you’re a daddy again.”
“I do not always agree with you.” Bones grumbled, before looking back at him seriously. “Yeah, but it’s not as weird as you being a mommy.”
“Hey!” Jim said pouting. “I’m so not the mommy. I am a daddy. A very handsome and masculine daddy, thank you very much.” Looking down he whispered softly. “I’m a daddy. And I’m going to be a very good daddy.”
Quietly, Bones wrapped his arm around Jim, who moved from leaning against the headboard to leaning against Bones. “You’re going to make a great daddy.” Bones whispered into Jim’s ear. “Even though technically since you did carry George for nine months that makes you his mommy.”
“Mmm. Whatever, I still say I’m daddy.” Jim said closing his eyes again and nuzzling against Bones’ shoulder. “You’re really comfortable.” Jim purred happily.
“Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not a pillow.” Bones said, though it was much more fond than normal. “And you need to get some rest while I clean up this place and George.” And with that Bones softly reached over and grabbed his son before nudging Jim back to a laying position on the bed.
Pushing himself up slightly. “But I wanna play with Georgie.” Jim slurred, his eyes barley cracked open. “Hey where’d ya get a hypo-” was all Jim managed to get out before the hypo hit his neck. “Ow. First I have to give birth then I get hypoed in the neck. Where is the fairness?”
“It’s just to make sure you actually sleep.” Bones explained. “You need your rest as a new mother.” Bones teased.
“Screw you.” Jim said as he snuggled down into the bed.
Bones just rolled his eyes and leaned forward and planted a kiss on Jim’s forehead. “Not in front of the baby.”
“Speaking of screwing, the rest of these girl parts are going to go away right?” Jim asked through closed eyes. His voice was getting softer as he was slowly giving into to sleep.
“Yeah, just give it a few days and you‘ll be should be back to normal. Now go to sleep. George and I will be here when you wake up.” Bones said as he got up from the bed.
“Mmm’kay.” Jim said, rolling on to his side. “Just don’t let Spock eat the baby, baby.”
Bones let out a snort. Like he was letting that green-blooded hobgoblin near his son.