Stupid People are getting the message!
Finally it seems as though stupid people across the world are beginning to get the hints I've been passing out for years. You know, subtle things like saying, "Stupid people shouldn't breath," or "Stupid people should apply for jobs as targets in nuclear test fields." Subtle, but clear messages regarding how I feel about the truely unintelligent.
Before I continue, I should clarify what I mean by "Stupid." a stupid person is not metally retarded or suffering from brain damage (yet). Individuals with disabilities that make them appear slow or "stupid" are not truly stupid and do not meet my criteria for being Stupid. In fact, I've found that the majority of mentally challenged individuals are very bright, they just lack the ability to express that intelligence in ways that the world around them finds acceptable or understandable.
With that in mind, here's a story about a young man who was not mentally handicapped, he was just stupid:
Vermont teen dies in choking game
Yeah, the kid accidentally killed himself because he choked himself to get a "rush." This, ladies and gents, epitomizes the definition of the term "STUPID." My sympathies go out to his greiving family and friends, I'm sure they thought they had raised a perfectly intelligent and stable child. Unfortunately, he obviously came in contact with a latent pocket of stupid gas that traveled to ground level from the upper atmosphere, which convinced him that strangling himself to death would be a fun way to pass the time on a rainy afternoon. What's more disturbing, however, is that you can bet this kid wasn't doing this as a secretive hobby. He and all his little friends probably choke themselves during sleepovers and whatnot.
The good news is that if all the stupid people in the world catch on to this game, we should eventually run out of stupid people! Yay!!!!!
So lets be clear here: Doing anything that is violently dangerous to your person (i.e: choking yourself, cutting yourself (peircings don't count), or any other self mutilating ideas) is an act of a stupid person! It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the pain you feel while performing these acts is a strong sign that you're doing something very bad to your body that it doesn't like very much. Continuing to perform the act despite the pain is a sign that you are, more than likely, STUPID!
Before I continue, I should clarify what I mean by "Stupid." a stupid person is not metally retarded or suffering from brain damage (yet). Individuals with disabilities that make them appear slow or "stupid" are not truly stupid and do not meet my criteria for being Stupid. In fact, I've found that the majority of mentally challenged individuals are very bright, they just lack the ability to express that intelligence in ways that the world around them finds acceptable or understandable.
With that in mind, here's a story about a young man who was not mentally handicapped, he was just stupid:
Vermont teen dies in choking game
Yeah, the kid accidentally killed himself because he choked himself to get a "rush." This, ladies and gents, epitomizes the definition of the term "STUPID." My sympathies go out to his greiving family and friends, I'm sure they thought they had raised a perfectly intelligent and stable child. Unfortunately, he obviously came in contact with a latent pocket of stupid gas that traveled to ground level from the upper atmosphere, which convinced him that strangling himself to death would be a fun way to pass the time on a rainy afternoon. What's more disturbing, however, is that you can bet this kid wasn't doing this as a secretive hobby. He and all his little friends probably choke themselves during sleepovers and whatnot.
The good news is that if all the stupid people in the world catch on to this game, we should eventually run out of stupid people! Yay!!!!!
So lets be clear here: Doing anything that is violently dangerous to your person (i.e: choking yourself, cutting yourself (peircings don't count), or any other self mutilating ideas) is an act of a stupid person! It doesn't take a genius to figure out that the pain you feel while performing these acts is a strong sign that you're doing something very bad to your body that it doesn't like very much. Continuing to perform the act despite the pain is a sign that you are, more than likely, STUPID!