one )( phone/action;

[dreambubbly]

[phone;]

Hello? Is this on? It is? Oh, how exciting! It's like Trollian, only with voice and not text! Anyway. Hello! My name is Feferi. It's exciting to meet you all!

[action; locked to 5722 Cunningham Lane]

[Have a tall, skinny girl with long, dark hair and purple glasses exploring the hive house. She might be pressing buttons she shouldn't

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phone;

[frogst]

Feferi?

Hi, it's Jade! There are a whole lot of trolls here now.

phone;

[dreambubbly]

JADE! Oh, it's so exciting to get to talk to you in person! And a lot of trolls are here? I'm reely excited to see everyglubby. It makes my --

[a pause.]

-- I guess it's not my aquatic bladder anymore, but either way, it's beating really fast! Is this what humans feel like when something's exciting?

phone;

[frogst]

You mean your heart? Um, don't worry, because you should be getting your...aquatic bladder back before too long! Everyone else got turned into a human when they got here too.

phone;

[dreambubbly]

Right, that! I just couldn't think of the human word for it. Sorry!

Oh! I should ask. Who else is here?

phone;

[foretastes]

[WHY ARE ALL THESE DEAD PEOPLE SHOWING UP

no, seriously, the last time Terezi saw Feferi, Feferi was kind of. not really alive. she also had a huge bite mark in her neck. the seafoam scent of her blood had made her stomach turn.

oh, well. it's more timeline bullshit, and all of that gives Terezi a headache, so she files it away to ponder over later.]

Feferi! That is you on this audio hook, huh? Hey!

phone;

[dreambubbly]

Terezi? Hey! Yes, it's me on this audio hook. I'm reely excited to talk to everyone! How are you? Do you look like a human too, or do you have your horns back?

[foretastes]

I did before! Hopy shit, it sucked! I guess it was pretty cool for the rest of you guys, but when I got here, I was blind! Can you believe it? Blind! [she says this like... she wasn't blind before or anything...] I mean, everything was dark like when I first went blind and no matter what I did and no matter how much shit I licked or sniffed, I stayed blind!

But it's okay because I got my body back, though I'm kinda mad I missed being human because apparently I had red hair and I am pretty sure it was probably delicious!

[Terezi takes a breath to shut up for a second, then clicks her tongue.] I don't think you need to worry about being blind or going blind, though. I guess I just had a shitty broken human body!

How is your human body? Oh, don't worry too much about being all squishy. I have found that humans are pretty vulnerable!

[dreambubbly]

What the -- Terezi, that's glubbing awful! How did you manage? I'd have gone off the deep end not being able to sense anything. Though it is too bad about your hair. I'm sure you would have thought it was delicious.

Hmmm. Well, I'm about as long as I was before, my hair is like - hm. Not like licorice-color, but it's pretty dark. Oh, and my goggles are glasses! It's reely kind of adorable.

So I guess it is not too bad!

[phone]

[miraculls]

Whoooooooa, fishtits! The motherfuck is up? Hahaha, they're bringing a whole bunch of us motherfuckers over here now!

[phone]

[dreambubbly]

What the glub? Gamzee Makara, is that you? It sure does feel like one of your miracles, this whole thing. It's so exciting I can hardly handle it!

[miraculls]

It sure is, sis! How'd you all up and figure that out? And shit, don't it just? I told you all we just needed to have some motherfuckin' faith and the messiahs will be sending down one of their vast miracles and absconding us to a paradise planet.

[dreambubbly]

You sound the same! Last thing I remember, I went to take a nap in your horn pile. That was one comfortabubble pile! And then I woke up and I was all human like this.

I guess you were right! So what's this paradise planet like? I hear that a lot of trolls look like humans when they first get here.

[phone]

[crusthatecean]

[Oh, awkward. The last time he saw her, he had just stood around like an incompetent asshole and let her die, so he's not really sure what to say to her.

So he's kind of quiet on the phone for a little while, before he decides to just suck it up and try to talk to her like normal.]

Holy shit, did all of you just arrange to come together?

[phone]

[dreambubbly]

Arrange? No, nothing like that. More like coincidence! So how are you, Karkat?

1/2

[crusthatecean]

I know, none of us have control of entering and exiting, I was just making a comment that wasn't intended to have any specific meaning. But to answer your question, I'm fine and...

Fuck.

Hang on.

[Hangs up.]

2/2

[crusthatecean]

[calling back about 5 minutes later]

Sorry. Things just got really weird there for reasons I don't want to explain and aren't even related to you at all.

Anyway, I'm fine. How are you doing?

5722 Cunningham Lane

[tenebrousking]

[Depending on how much Feferi likes vampire novels, she may be pleased to see the house is decorated in soothing (dismal) tones of crimson and black. There seems to be a lot of silk and velvet everywhere.

Naturally, there is an unattended goblet of blood-red wine on the table. An image had to be maintained. Three red and white balls with shiny white buttons sit on the countertop as well. Perhaps Feferi feels like pressing those.]

[dreambubbly]

[Hm. Well, darker than she'd like it, but hey. It's pretty nice, all things --

OOH. SHINY RED-AND-WHITE THINGS. WITH BUTTONS.

She's just going to pick up one and press the button.]

[tenebrousking]

[Fwoosh! Shiny red lights!... And ... shiny human-sized Super Sentai-samurai soldier! Bisharp looks mildly confused for a moment or two before it raises its blades to point them at Feferi.

The meaning is pretty clear.]

[dreambubbly]

[Eeep! She didn't mean to make it angry! She holds her hands up and makes 'shoosh' sounds.]

Shoosh, shoosh, now. I'm not going to hurt you.