LMAO
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I bought porn for phuckbunny (-10 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole saucysorcey's purse (30 points). In May I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I helped urkan hide a body (-173 points). In August I punched bruisedfaerie in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-135 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Dreambreaker