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Well, What Did You Think We Were Talking About?
The following is a script of a radio show that Jaya and I made tonight when she slept over at my house. It started out as just a “Let’s record what we say!!” and ended up as “Let’s try to make ordinary things sound… interesting”
Once you read it, reply and tell me what you think each item we were talking about was! BWAHAHA!
ALSO, we only had time to type the first of like, five parts, so you'll see more later ;) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cassi - This is going to be a recording of me and jaya talking randomly and LOUDLY so that it can hear us. Now… I don’t quiet know where to put this thing so I’m goanna unplug it here… *laughter* OK, it is recording! Now, ok, I checked it and it is recording now! OK Jaya, nooow we get to talk some!
*laughter*
Cassi- So, how does it feel to be wearing that slinky red dress?
Jaya- Oh very, very, sexy
Cassi- Oh that’s… That’s good. Who would you like to wear that dress in front of Jaya?
Jaya- Umn, I don’t feel like saying just right now…
Cassi- OOOH! Are you sure? Are you afraid I would give this tape to what’s-his-name?
*laughter*
Jaya- uh…
Cassi- MUAHAHA
Jaya- oooouuh, I actually wouldn’t feel like wearing THIS dress in front of ANYBODY. Anybody… except YOU cassi. I MEAN, UMMN…
*laughter*
Jaya- I wouldn’t feel comfortable wearing it in front of anybody but you, Lauren, and my other friends… And you know…. Blah blah blah
Cassi- WHOAH.. I just ca- OH WHOAH! I just hurt the CD of Jesus Christ, Superstar! Oh… mygod.
Jaya- Jesus Christ was a superstar?
*laughter*
Cassi- Didn’t you knoow?
Jaya- noooo….
Cassi- YAH! He’s a rockstar
Jaya- Oh that’s… that’s… that’s pretty cool. I’m starting to respect Jesus more than I used to!
*cackles*
Cassi- So Jaya, tell us about your life!
Jaya- okay, its um, very interesting! See I have all these friends, and um, including you, which, aren’t that normal, and, that also includes me and you which aren’t that normal either. I have um, two annoying brothers, and um, one of thems nice sometimes, and the other ones nice rarely, and um, the thirds nice to, oh um, errrr, I have a third one too, and hes really nice. I also have a really nice sister.
*whisper, whisper*
*laughter*
Cassi- I want a camera!!!
Jaya- She wants a camera.
Cassi- I WANT A CAMERA!!!
Jaya- She wants a camera…
Cassi- I want a camera.
Jaya- She wants a camera.
Cassi- I want a camera.
Jaya- We wanna make cookies, and then-
Cassi- We cant make cookies yet!!!
Jaya- *hiccup*
Cassi- WE CANNOT MAKE COOKIES YET!!! Because if we make cookies, and I don’t have-
*heavy breathing/crying*
Cassi-*cry* -if we make, *sniff, sniff* cookies, and *bawl* I, don’t have, a camera *cry, cry* acameratotake -
*sniff sniff, cry cry, bawl bawl,*
Cassi- pictures.
*large intake of breath/gasp*
Jaya- Okay, um, sorry peoples, Cassi is just VERY emotional and, um, (its okay, its okay, don’t cry Cassi)
*Whole time sobbing uncontrollably (cough cough)*
Jaya- I think she has the hiccups. Okay um-
*laughter*
Jaya- Oh! She appears to be better now, so… Yeah.
Cassi- I suffer from sudden mood swings.
*silence*
Jaya- Like her dog
Cassi- Yeah, my daughter inherited it from me. Freddy inherited it too, but he’s gotten over it ‘cause he had this kinda therapy where he just kinda, like, was in a niiice, quiet, small place… in my flesh, fer, y’know, a lot of his life. And umn, yeah…
Jaya- He’s just recently recovered and he’s, he’s just gotten out from his WARM, COZY hole.
*giggles*
Cassi- Yeah. Look, look how sexy this scarf looks on you Jaya! Why, why don’t we describe it to our viewers! It’s kinda liiike, it’s kinda like if you could imagine a cross between a hippopotamus tail and liiike, a ninja mask, then you’re kiinda getting close. You have to spray paint it gold. But right here, if I just tie this like this riiight here, then OH MY GOD, look at hooow sexxxy Jaya IS!!! Wohw. That’s hot!
Jaya- With my purple fuzzy ball earrings!
*laughter*
Cassi- Your fuzzy balls! Can I touch your fuzzy balls Jaya?
Jaya- (in a deep voice) oh, yees!
Cassi- Oooh, it’s so fuzzy Jaya!
Jaya- And SQUIISHY!
*laughter*
*silence*
*clearing of throat*
Cassi- cough… cough…
Jaya- I’m hoping you’re not going to, play this CD in front of your parents …or MINE!?
*laughter*
Cassi- No, I would… never do that!
*pause*
Cassi- But I might light your fuzzy balls on fire one day!!!
*cackles*
Jaya- Oh well, I suppose that’s just what they’re made for!
*loud laughter*
Jaya- (singing) Come on baybe light my fire!
*laughter*
Cassi- Oh but I will and I’ll, twirl it around as well!!!!
*laughter*
Jaya- (singing) Come on baby light my fire!
*laughter*
Cassi- WOW. Cough cough. The hidden side of my friend.
*silence*
Jaya- And Cassi.
Cassi- Yeah, well, we aren’t talking about that.
*laughter*
Jaya- Well, its not SO hidden Cassi.
Cassi- Oooohh, what are you saying? At least I don’t, y’know, have my balls hanging out.
*giggles*
Cassi- Im a little more modest than SOME people I know.
Jaya- No, Im wearing your balls, as earings.
*laughter*
Cassi- (super cheesy fake sadness) You stole my balls Jaya!
Jaya- I have my own AND yours!
*laughter*
Jaya- I have bouncy balls!
Cassi- Weeell, I have blow up ones.
*big brakeout of laughter after long slience*
Cc/Fawn AND Jaya Ananda