Sitcom Rant
The Cosbys
DZ hates this show more than anything else in existence. Peep. This 1980's smash hit was the introduction of an African American family life that wasn't dysfunctional or some other stereotypical BS.
However it was also the introduction of [b]OREOS[/b]People like Bryant Gumbel and Carlton Banks all came out of the package and started going public. Black people have a culture and a style. Most often it is stereotyped...but we still have ours just as you have yours. Just like we have a thing about getting "there" or getting to the mountain top. The Cosby set the Black American society back ...waaaay back.
If you don't believe DZ...go around town and tell me you can't find at least one Oreo.
But you have to give Bill Cosby Props. This demented little "dessert" eater spent so much time licking and tasting jello pudding and jello pudding pops that it was only a matter of time before fellatio and cunnilingus became accepted mainstream normalcy.
Who's the boss?
This show was a weak but prototypical version of Who's ya daddy! Another family oriented sitcom that sucked arse. The only thing decent was their daughter Samantha. Who DZ had a small crush on. But after the episode where she like snitched and lied on her pals....to save face at home....DZ didn't like her no more.
Full House
This show had to be the most interesting in a while.
First you have Uncle Joey. This guy may seem nice but lets be real here...he's a psycho stalker and kid abuser or something. Uncle Joey....even the name sounds suspect. No grown man in his right mind would portray himself like that unless it was a front.
Then you Have Uncle Jesse. DZ liked this guy cause he was almost obsessed with himself as much as DZ is. This was a role model. Till he went and broke down and turned into a chump family man and house dad.Is this a premonition for DZ? Not likely.
Danny Tanner. This clean freak nut job couldn't date if he tried. His wife probably left him for his OCD issues and he passes it off as she died so to save face.
Stephanie Tanner. This chick is one you'd seriously like to frigging smack. that HOW RUUUDE phrase was really truly annoying. How rude they kept her on the show for as long.
DJ Tanner. This chick is like the Donna from Beverly hills 90210. Just a lot wimpier and whiner. But what do you expect? She's the little sister of older nerd boy and boring actor Kirk Cameron who gave way to such other boring actors like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
The Olsen Twins. Whoda thunk these big headed brats would look so nice these days.....hmm...but seriously they are boring too. DZ wouldn't date one of them if you paid him too. Lose the sisterly love act! DZ wants to see some competition. Give him one good sister and an evil sister or something. But at least they didn't try to break into pop singing....
NYPD BLUE
How Dennis Franz got to be near naked on a few episodes DZ will never know. But that may explain lackluster rat8ings since it aired...
Misery Loves Company
This was a show that did not last one season but ironically was one of the best shows after Married With Children ended....
Ten bucks says you guys never heard of it. It was the supposed be the "next" married with children.
Malcolm in the middle
Would someone get this nerd OUT of the middle so he can finally move on. This show was good for 1 season. Now they won't get rid of it.
The practice
This show is another boring lawyer drama which actually ate bottom until Carolyn Manheim gotta role. You might know her from Boston Public when she played a convincing cutthroat lawyer....
But the show still sucks but is nice to see big women getting roles in the TV business rather than skinny little pencil broads like Ally McNeil who nearly plunged American girls into a bulimic frenzy single handedly.
All bets aside...The Practice...needs practice.