Life is fucking awesome
SO....this weekend, my mum went away.
On Friday I had a quiet smoke with Hanna, Jaz, Ruben, Jake and Emly (obviously) Jim and Joolz arrived pilled up (but pretended they were just drunk). I took it as my responsibility to look after Jim, I was too stoned and he kept falling on me. Luckily Jake helped me in-between trying to think of reasons I should pull Jim.
Such as “Jims Peter Pan which is a from of pirate…pull him”
Then on Saturday I had Jon, Teazle, Jake, Ruben, Jim, Joolz + his girlfriend Amber, Emly, Joshe, Tom, Mish, Chris round. I took 4 and 1/2 pills (gave half to Jim) and drank lots and smoked LOTS.
Jon is fucking funny; he sat there in front of everyone and goes “I’ve already said to Teazle, if I was going to cheat on her with anyone it would be you, I even told my dad”. It was fucking funny and only acceptable because we were wasted and we know how much Jon loves Teazle so it means nothing.
We sat in the gazebo and hot-boxed it and we were sitting there pilled to paradise when suddenly Mish pops his head in and sits down….I didn’t know Mish was coming, it was such a nice surprise and everyone was like “He came in a van” and it was all very confusing. But he came from miles away which was cool. Mish<3.
Then I found out Emly pulled Treacle and got very jealous cause…I don’t know, drugs are the only explanation. Jake pulled John. Amber (joolz’s girlfriend) pulled Josh. The next day I pulled Jim….everyone was pulling each other, it was fun.
Then me, Emly, Mish and tom went on a mission to a field with cows in and had a spliff. Me and Emly kept thinking we were at my house and got really spun out when we continually realised we weren’t. Me and Emly also decided it would be cool for mish and Tom to do pills cause it would be hot if they pulled = bad idea in retrospect.....luckily we didn't have any spares.
We went back to mine and everyone ran round everywhere and spun out, it was crazy….but fucking fun.
That’s about all I can remember…
The next day I became very attached to a green dinosaur sweet I called “Dinie” and I played with it but then Jon ate it. SO I made a grave for it by sticking a beer can open thing in the flower bed and I almost cried. Jim got really pissed off but I secretly think it was cause I was more distraught about Dinie than I would be if he said he never wanted to pull me again……*joke*.