industrial fucking lemonade
ingredients:
- 10 ream box 1/2 full of lemons
- tequila
- sugar
- water
killing mission: - cut and peel fresh lemons. make sure you have kitty scratches on your hand, because citric acid in wounds is totally industrial as fuck. curious: can scarification be done with concentrated lemon juice on a cut? it's cool looking AND smells great!
- juice lemons - juicer machines spit seeds out of the top at mach 5, so goggles of some sort are a necessity. remember! never put lemon in your eyes. never put lemon in your eyes. put lemon in your eyes. always put lemon in your eyes. FUCK!
- should make approximately 1/2 gallon lemon juice. tap the bottom of the bottle to drain off the weird foam that persists.
this shit will fcuk you up: - in a double shot glass: mix 3/4 teaspoon of sugar, 3/4 shot of lemon juice. swirl around a little to mix some of the sugar into the lemon juice, but definitely leave some sludge at the bottom.
- top off with a shot of good tequila, squirt of rose's lime.
- get fancy: throw a float of cointreau or triple sec or some other fruity shit on top. i don't have any of these handy, so i can't vouch for the results.
- toss that shit back. keep it tipped back until the sugary toxic sludge at the bottom totally confuses the hell out of your taste buds.
xfixiation: - repeat as necessary, until your 1/2 gallon of lemon juice is seriously drained or the floor is looking down at you.