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Apr 21, 2004 23:36

wannabeast667: And so you know, I have it on good authority that most guys suck in bed.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: How would you know?
XxTheEvilOnexX99: =-O
wannabeast667: ...not that way.
wannabeast667: A couple girls I know.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Oh you scared me.
wannabeast667: They have much worldly experience.
wannabeast667: Look at it this way... Would you buy a car without test driving it?
XxTheEvilOnexX99: No..
XxTheEvilOnexX99: But that diffrent.
wannabeast667: Not really.
wannabeast667: Why marry someone without knowing whether or not they suck in bed? I mean, you're gonna be (hopefully) spending the rest of your life with them, right?
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Yeah but whats the chance of a marrige lasting and who said its all about sex?
wannabeast667: It's not all about sex... but unless you're a nun or somethin', you're prolly gonna want it at some point. And you may as well make sure the person you're hookin' up with is good at it.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I meen look at our parents, they were married and obvioulsy had good sex. I meen did you see the stuff they kept in there dresser?
wannabeast667: No... I didn't.
wannabeast667: I made a point of staying out of their stuff.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Hand Cuffs and all that other junk...Kinky!
XxTheEvilOnexX99: haha
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Me too..Intill my mom told me to get something out of the drawer and umm..I went in the wrong one?
wannabeast667: sure....
XxTheEvilOnexX99: no im serious.
wannabeast667: Fine, fine... I was teasin' ya.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I know.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: But im just making sure..that you didn't think I was in there sex life.
wannabeast667: Rummaging through their toys is completely different from... active participation. That's just gross.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I agree.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Eww.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Dude...I remember when we lived in that house on Bone.
wannabeast667: ...Bohn?
XxTheEvilOnexX99: That might be it? I dont remember.
wannabeast667: I remember not talking to Dad for three monthes, and then suddenly I had a new step-mother.
wannabeast667: And you, of course.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: And if you went in the sunroom you could see in the parents room if they didn't close there blinds and I looked in there one time and they were all nude and kieth was sticking staight up. They freaked out and my mom threw a blanket over it.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Yeah..
XxTheEvilOnexX99: But you hated me
wannabeast667: Heh heh... that's amusing.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I thought it was sick.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Did you live with us when we were living there?
wannabeast667: It's not that I hated you so much as it was that I hated your behavior. The "Ed, you're great/Ed, I hate you!!"
wannabeast667: And it changed every hour or so as to which was your current belief.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Yeah well you were evil.
wannabeast667: Nope... can't say that I did.
wannabeast667: Heh. Prolly get it from my dad.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Maybe. But you used to beat me up...lol
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Then I bit you and told on my-self.
wannabeast667: ???
wannabeast667: Only once do I recall doing that, and you pissed me off.
wannabeast667: I even gave you several warnings.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I know.
wannabeast667: btw, I chopped up my right bicep with a knife after your mom drove off with you that day.
wannabeast667: I wasn't exactly stable when I lived with you.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: You used to push me around and stuff.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Obviously. You like threw me on the counter
wannabeast667: Aside from bossing you around a bit, I only ever pushed you around to try to get you to leave me alone. Usually when my self control was slipping.
wannabeast667: And I pulled you off the counter, if you'll recall. You were trying to get a plate.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: haha.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: oh yeah. I knew it was something like that.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: But you hurt me and my mom didn't drive off with me because I was comming home for lunch when I went to arbor.
wannabeast667: When your mother came home that day, she bitched Dad out hardcore because of my behavior. Then the two of you left, and I went behind the garage and sliced up my arm.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Well I didn't know about any of that. What did dad say to you
wannabeast667: Nothin, really.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: Yeah I don't think Keith liked me too much either.
wannabeast667: He more or less saw the state I was in, told me to leave you alone, and walked away.
wannabeast667: I don't know about now... but you used to be a hellion. Manic one moment, maniacal the next.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: haha
XxTheEvilOnexX99: didn't you used to like Kelly
wannabeast667: Nice n happy... content to sit aaround watchin' tv... then you'd go all crazy n stuff.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I think thats extrememly funny.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: lmao
XxTheEvilOnexX99: I don't remember being like that.
XxTheEvilOnexX99: All I remember is trying to piss you off and telling people you worshiped the devil
wannabeast667: I remember you telling people that... I also remember sidestepping the question when people asked me... never let 'em know for sure.

Haha. I love Ed hes so awesome..(Old step Brother)

Anyways im tired. Night.

3 more dayss....:-D
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