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[dreadedlethe]

[ There's a clatter, the device turning on. A narrow chest is visible, what looks like arms reaching out to the feed. Apparently it's on the floor, underneath its new owner. ]

Seimei..

[ Heavy breathing, and then an upside-down figure sits back on its heels. A young boy, black hair, and...cat ears? Sits there. Looks around. ]What-- What is this

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[mad_here]

...are you a riddling cat? I'm sorry to say, but the part is taken. Shoo along, now.

[dreadedlethe]

Riddling cat? What's that? I'm not-- I'm not a cat, I'm a human.

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[mad_here]

Don't say that, it'll make it harder for people to adopt you -

[mad_here]

You can't bet on being cute forever.

[dreadedlethe]

[ lmfao congratulations on blowing his mind, Alice. He's just going to stare for a moment before he replies. ]

I don't need to be adopted! I-- My parents are perfectly fine! I'm not cute, dammit!

[mad_here]

Look, I've been gauging the market: getting cats like you a home isn't easy. People say you're... perverts. Which I suppose you are.

[barnabasdog]

[voice post]

pssst, Al. The kid's not a cat.

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[mad_here]

It never stops being weird when he does that...

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[mad_here]

Of course he's a cat, Dog. I have one just like him, remember?

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[barnabasdog]

And you're a lousy owner, remember?

Cats are PROUD to be cats. They never EVER call themselves anything else.

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[mad_here]

...what does a dog know about cats, anyway?

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[barnabasdog]

Go ahead, don't believe me. Ask yours if he's human and find out the hard way.

voice

[mad_here]

...but mine's insane.

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[barnabasdog]

Driving you up the wall? Yep, you're a cat owner.

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[mad_here]

No, no, he... he really is just insane.

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[barnabasdog]

Like I said, you're a cat owner.