Dizzy!!!! oh you sly bastard....
This morning, as I lay on the couch perusing through my daily ritualistic websites, I had no idea that some peculiar mischief was afoot until It was too late. When I finished checking email I looked over the screen to see dizzy - who looked very satisfied with himself. ...Have you ever seen cruel intentions? well...you know the vicious crack whore? that's what dizzy looked like as he walked across the carpet, slumped over, stared at me in an 'I'm the shit' kind of way, and then started licking his paws. "what did you do?" I said, trying my best to sound menacing. so I looked around the room and that's when I noticed that the tricky little fuzz fucker had been laying not a foot away from my head and chewing the rubber strap off of my laptop adapter. And when he was done he laid it in the sun spot and walked away like the Cheshire cat in all his glory saying "I win!" - this is why cats are better than dogs, but dogs get the title of man's best friend.