kay!
Ive never been woken up by my ass before.
Im not sure exactly what I ate which would cause the feeling of earths core passing through my colon at 5:20am this morning.. but I ate it.
And my body hated me for it.
and my toilet hated it.
My folx hated me for breaking the ceramic on the toilet from doing it.
and im sure as hell certain that the shockwave of loud ass fart that was let ripped cause the nehboughbours to wake up too.
So now im laying in bed currently due to get up in 20 minutes hoping im not going to melt.
fark.
Im not sure exactly what I ate which would cause the feeling of earths core passing through my colon at 5:20am this morning.. but I ate it.
And my body hated me for it.
and my toilet hated it.
My folx hated me for breaking the ceramic on the toilet from doing it.
and im sure as hell certain that the shockwave of loud ass fart that was let ripped cause the nehboughbours to wake up too.
So now im laying in bed currently due to get up in 20 minutes hoping im not going to melt.
fark.