Sheila!
Because I don't have time to do these during the school year:
Here's how it works:
1. Put your music on shuffle. (Yes, it's one of those)
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
Let's go, Dopi! It's behind a cut because it's long.
1) IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? Dance, Girl, Dance (Cinerama). But I don't say it in that creepy way and hold my fingers like a gun and point them at your feet.
2) WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? Eternal Flame (Joan as Police Woman). I burn brightly.
3) WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY? Film (Cinerama). Dan does like movies ...
4) HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? First of Four (American Analog Set). Today is the first of four days that I have to get my life in order before school starts ...
5) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Awesome (Veruca Salt). Yep, that's pretty much it. To be awesome.
6) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Study No. 20 (Conlon Nancarrow). Um ... let's try that again, shall we? Don't Make Me Prove it (Veruca Salt). There, that's better. That sounds like a good motto.
7) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Strange Loop (Liz Phair). Yep, that's about right too.
8) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Summersong (The Decemberists). I am a fan of summer, I suppose.
9) WHAT IS 2+2? Forecast Fascist Future (Of Montreal). Only fascists add. Why do you hate America?
10) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Cage (Charles Ives). Hmmm. That's odd.
11) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Grass (XTC). Well then.
12) WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Letter From An Occupant (New Pornographers). I'm just inhabiting this life temporarily. Someday the real owner will come back and have to clean up the mess I've made of it.
13) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Burning Hell (REM). Wait, I'm that now.
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Cut You In (Jerry Cantrell). No thanks, not my fetish.
15) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Rings (Toad the Wet Sprocket). I got nothin'.
16)WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? For Your Love (Marching Band). Awwwwww.
17) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Walking On My Feet (Moonbabies). Apparently that's how I died ... everyone kept walking on my feet. Or maybe I tripped and fell. Or maybe I pulled a Lully and gave myself gangrene of the foot by smashing my foot with a conducting staff. (True story, that.)
18) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Paper (Talking Heads). Apparently even my iPod knows I'm a dork.
19) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Your Time Starts Now (Cinerama). That will be $200 an hour, please.
20) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Disappear (REM). Well, that's depressing.
21) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Mockin' Bird (Tindersticks). I suppose if I was going to be mocked, I wouldn't want it to be by a bird.
22) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Yeah Man (Veruca Salt). Huh? I'm going to die by being "yes"ed to death?
23) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Not One of Us (Peter Gabriel). Apparently I regret not being popular.
24) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? One More Hour (Sleater-Kinney). One more hour to spend with loved ones? Sure.
25) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Don't Talk, Just Kiss (Wedding Present). Dopi is in a David Gedge mood today. But I like kissing!
26) WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? No Self Control (Peter Gabriel). Hahahahahahahaha.
27) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Piazza, New York Catcher (Belle and Sebastian). I am afraid of baseball.
28) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Cello Ballad (The Instruments). Given that my most problematic students are cello players, I think Dopi is being disingenuous here.
29) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Everything Is (Neutral Milk Hotel). I wouldn't change everything ...
30) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Sonata IV (John Cage). Hmmm. Let's try again. Merely A Man (XTC). Nope, that's going okay.
31) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Sheila (Morphine). Okay, if you say so.
32) HOW DOES THE WORLD SEE YOU? Down By the Water (PJ Harvey). I am more comfortable when I live near water.
33) WILL I HAVE A HAPPY LIFE? Space (I Believe In) (Pixies). Apparently I need to find someone named Jefrey to take up the space in my life.
34) WHAT DO MY FRIENDS REALLY THINK OF ME? Heather (The Wedding Present). My friends think I'm a spoiled clique girl from an 80s movie that I've never seen all the way through?
35) DO PEOPLE SECRETLY LUST AFTER ME? Jenny Ondioline (Stereolab). All right, who is she? I'll kick her ass.
36) HOW CAN I MAKE MYSELF HAPPY? All The Way To Reno (You're Gonna Be a Star) (REM). I've been to Reno -- I wouldn't be happy there. Now, if I was a star, though .....
37)WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE? She is Mine (The Psychedelic Furs). Clearly I need a girlfriend.
38) WILL I EVER HAVE CHILDREN? Convertible (The Wedding Present). Again with the David Gedge. This does answer the question, though, because you can't have a convertible and kids at the same time.
39) WHAT IS SOME GOOD ADVICE FOR ME? Wave of Mutilation (Pixies). Hooray! I get to wreak havoc.
40) HOW WILL I BE REMEMBERED? Text Example 9.11, 9.12 A, B, C. (textbook). GRRRRR. Let's try that one again. Text Example 26.9 (textbook). No, seriously, WTF?
41) WHAT IS MY SIGNATURE DANCING SONG? My Dream Girl Don't Exist (Neutral Milk Hotel). So much for finding that girlfriend.
42) WHAT DO I THINK IS MY CURRENT SIGNATURE SONG? Down to the Well (Pixies). Menial labor FTW.
43) WHAT DOES EVERYONE THINK MY SONG IS? Exotic Siren Song (Moonshake). I can live with that.
44) WHAT TYPE OF MEN DO YOU LIKE? Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head (Gorillaz). Hey, he's not that hairy.
45) WHAT IS MY DAY GOING TO BE LIKE? Thinking About You (Radiohead). Awww, that's right, I'll be thinking about you.