Another Meme- type thing
{Spoilers up to 3.02 under cut}
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?
A person just doesn't make Jesus pay for dinner.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Curtis von Schtuben. Totally inconspicuous, yeah?
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
I really, really dislike New York.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you want to do?
Consult a psychologist. Or … something.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
I hate Star Wars. Kirk is more complex than those two put together.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
If Mom wouldn't let me have it, Dad usually bought it behind her back. So there's not really anything I can think of.
7. Top three celebrities you want to do.
Meg Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Angelina Jolie
8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
Dishonesty
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
Anything involving Tom Cruise. He's a bit mental.
10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
I usually think before I speak, but I'd have to go with, "Can I get in the sheet too?" Long story. Involving alcohol. And Mark Sloan.
11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
I dunno. I never really liked sugary, fatty foods. When we were in quarantine and O'Malley thought we were going to die, whatever was in Izzie's locker was pretty good. Granola and such.
12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?
I've never had sex with a man, and if "most" can be half the population, then that's it.
13. Before you die you want to go to...?
I've pretty much been everywhere I really, really want to go. One of the perks of having money, I suppose.
14. Something you'd really like to do but probably won't ever be able to do?
Permanently erase Mark Sloan from my memory.
15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?
Doc was wild enough. Anything that gets pleasure from eating $900 pairs of shoes? Is wild.
16. A drug you'll never try?
Drugs? Seriously. I don't think I'd want to try any drugs.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
A fish or some other aquatic animal. I'll bet it's beautiful below the water.
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
I had very few friends at the age of twelve. But around fourteen I met my then best friend who later became my first love, so if it had to be anyone from around that age, it'd be her.
19. What's something most people don't know about you?
I really did want to make it work with Addison. A lot of people probably didn't and still don't believe me, but I tried. If Meredith hadn't been in the way, I might have succeeded.
20. First celebrity crush?
Hmm… who played Christine Chapel on the original Star Trek ? Majel Barrett? Yeah. It was her.
21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
Sais. I'm very Elektra, don't you think?
22. Favorite cereal growing up as a kid?
I don't ... remember.
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...)?
Toast.
24. Favorite parody movie?
I'm partial to Monty Python.
25. Worst way to die?
Ah, there are many. But I think ... burning alive would be pretty bad.
26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?
Again, I've seen quite a few.
27. The worst injury you've ever had?
I wrecked a motorcycle in college during my lame attempt at "cool". Few scars to show, one broken bone with a perfect heal.
28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
I really, really hate Thanksgiving.
29. Sport you hate the most?
Wrestling. Seriously, what self-respecting straight man wants to roll around on the floor with another man whilst in spandex?
30. What city in the U.S. do you want to visit?
I rather like Seattle. I think I'll stay here ... in Seattle.
31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
The human condition
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
I've always liked Marlon Brando.
33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?
The thing about snapping? That gets annoying.
34. What makes an awesome party?
Right, like I have time for parties. But the presence of scotch and tequila have always been a nice touch...
35. What's your material obsession?
I don't really have any....
36. What's something most would consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?
"You think highly of yourself, don't you?"
37. Favorite kind of dog?
What sort of dog was Doc? Right. That kind.
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Wouldn't touch the stuff.
39. Morning or night person?
Usually, after I'm actually out of bed, I'm a morning person
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
I try to make it a rule not to become drugged up, and I think I usually hold my drink pretty well.
41. Weirdest eBay purchase?
Typically, I don't buy from eBay.
42. Favorite food to eat when you're wasted?
Coffee ice cream. That's not weird.
43. It's Saturday at 3 AM, where are you?
Asleep, I hope. If not there, most likely at Seattle Grace Hospital.
44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?
Oh, Meredith, definitely. Even though we're not ... exactly ... friends....
45. Worst job you've ever had?
Aside from campus jobs, I never had a job before my career.
46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
The sex with my wife.
47. Favorite cereal?
Grape Nuts are alright
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The Sun Also Rises
49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?
I left my wife (at prom, no less) to sleep with my former mistress, who's also my intern. Then I allowed said wife to find out when I left said mistress' panties in the pocket of my tux.
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
I was an awesome Batman. Four times in a row. In junior high.