Jul 04, 2006 12:15
people will believe anyone with a flare.
i was at the 4th of july fireworks in redbank, and in the middle of the choas i stole a flare from a cop.
after the fireworks there was rediculous traffic, so i lit the flare and started directing it, then i started going up to the cars and inquring if the drivers were drunk and asking what they did tonight.
when i got up to one car, the driver held up a FOP( farternal order of police) beer cosy with a can in it and says to me, "i think we are all good in this car" while nodding to the cup holder.
then i stopped some guy on a bike and asked him for his bike license. he got off his bike looked around in his wallet and told me that he left it at home and that he was really sorry.
i let him off with a warning.