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once again i really dont have anything to say but i have a joke anyway
Two tall trees were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow
between them. One tree said to the other: "Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?" The other said he could not tell.
Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling. The tall tree
said, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker took a taste of the small tree. He replied, "Neither.
That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I've ever put my pecker in."
HA get it, he put his pecker into the tree hence ash..tree..ash..connect the dots...zach didnt get it so i figured id do a little bit of explaining
fucking dentist! my teeth hurt like a mother bomb
Two tall trees were growing in the woods. A small tree began to grow
between them. One tree said to the other: "Is that a son of a beech
or a son of a birch?" The other said he could not tell.
Just then a woodpecker landed on the sapling. The tall tree
said, "Woodpecker, you're a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a
son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker took a taste of the small tree. He replied, "Neither.
That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I've ever put my pecker in."
HA get it, he put his pecker into the tree hence ash..tree..ash..connect the dots...zach didnt get it so i figured id do a little bit of explaining
fucking dentist! my teeth hurt like a mother bomb